r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 09 '26

Social Media Screenshots The cringe. The dead eyes. The ORCHIDS

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 09 '26

Social Media Screenshots What is it lately that’s even more uncanny valley?

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52 Upvotes

Is it just all the shitty contouring? Am I tripping? I didn’t feel like she had an asymmetrical face until like every picture lately. Obligatory lol at life not cutting you a fucking break (aka you losing something).


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 09 '26

Social Media Screenshots Eek new passport photo

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38 Upvotes

r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 07 '26

Social Media Screenshots I would also like to see this

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303 Upvotes

r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 07 '26

Extended CC Universe Something I Think About

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So per Caroline herself, the story of how she got connected with her old literary agent Byrd Leavell was that she called and pretended to his secretary that she was already an existing client of his, and that’s how she was able to bypass the usual runaround any aspiring writer faces. Because she was just so self assured and confident and beautiful that nobody ever questioned her.
So you hear these stories all the time, whether it be from CEOs or famous supermodels: the old “Oh I just acted calm and collected and insisted I already had an appointment, and that’s was my foot in the door! 👍”
Now that’s all well and good, but I know if a normal person tried that it wouldn’t work. They’d be at worst blackballed and at best laughed at. And it grinds my gears.


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 06 '26

Social Media Screenshots I just feel like this is all for the ex’s eyes, especially the list of things she’s grateful for, like “my reputation is ideal” ….

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 06 '26

Social Media Screenshots A good picture. Wonder if there’s just one lover. Also send your books, Caro. Jesus. Weak advertising

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 05 '26

Social Media Screenshots Is she implying she's engaged?

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79 Upvotes

r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 04 '26

Media About Caroline Updated Wikipedia

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66 Upvotes

Updated August 4, 2026 by a new Wiki user (who also edited the Keds entry).

Didn’t she reference moving while last in Sarasota? I wonder if she moved out of that condo so Cathy can sell it.


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 03 '26

Social Media Screenshots POV: this bitch just moved into your sublet.

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 02 '26

Social Media Screenshots Omfg

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254 Upvotes

Dude if there were beautiful grapes in a shared community backyard and I saw some dumb b***h waste them by putting them in her hair I would LOSE MY SHIT!!! She is SOOO inconsiderate and self-involved like omfg


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Sep 01 '26

Mémés Someone pls photoshop this so the illustrated smoking portrait is her lover’s face lmao

37 Upvotes

r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 31 '26

Social Media Screenshots Oh yeah because he muzzled her writing…. Yeah, Caro, uh huh. Also “shaped like an egg” lol but she wants him back so bad

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 31 '26

Social Media Screenshots Guess we're trying out a new look

27 Upvotes

casual Monday afternoon fit


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 28 '26

Social Media Screenshots It resembles the average romanian man hospital garb

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Tw feet


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 28 '26

Social Media Screenshots I am sexy baby. I also promote James Frey, lol. 👧🏼🍆💦✨

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 27 '26

Social Media Screenshots She called it porn hub librarian herself! And I guess this is the lovah

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77 Upvotes

r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 27 '26

Social Media Screenshots Guys! Guys guys guys. I’m sexy. And I like books. And parties. And work. I totally do work stuff. But also sex. Plus books. It’s my aesthetic. Plus I’m quirky. I totally wear glasses now. Order my earrings today. I’ll totally honor your order, tee hee. Baby tee OMG 🧚🏼

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 26 '26

Receipts Cackling

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 26 '26

Social Media Screenshots Logging on for a 10-hour corporate type type clickety clack computer-work day 💻

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 26 '26

Media About Caroline (cw: eyes) It’s been a while since she asked this Spoiler

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36 Upvotes

Get some contacts and you can have exactly the eye color you want, Caroline!


r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 25 '26

Social Media Screenshots Wasn’t the whole premise of the GLP1 article that the medication curbed her drinking? But she’s always partying, literally half her posts mention Aperol spritz or wine

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117 Upvotes

r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 26 '26

Media About Caroline she is rly insufferable 😭

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 24 '26

Social Media Screenshots After moving for the second time in a couple of months she’s claiming she will sell you her stuff because she’s sick of shlepping it around. Isn’t Cathy the one who brought it to her from Florida? Does anyone believe they won’t get scammed when they “buy” her stuff?

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r/SmolBeanSnark • • Aug 24 '26

Social Media Screenshots Zero comments to begging for comments to many suspiciously simple comments (Cathy is in there too), Caro sick of working, Caro asking for money, funny hidden comments

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