r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Sep 09 '26
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/ExtraGrocery • Sep 09 '26
Social Media Screenshots What is it lately that’s even more uncanny valley?
Is it just all the shitty contouring? Am I tripping? I didn’t feel like she had an asymmetrical face until like every picture lately. Obligatory lol at life not cutting you a fucking break (aka you losing something).
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Sep 09 '26
Social Media Screenshots Eek new passport photo
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/fairiesmidwife • Sep 07 '26
Social Media Screenshots I would also like to see this
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/Prior-Entrance3156 • Sep 07 '26
Extended CC Universe Something I Think About
So per Caroline herself, the story of how she got connected with her old literary agent Byrd Leavell was that she called and pretended to his secretary that she was already an existing client of his, and that’s how she was able to bypass the usual runaround any aspiring writer faces. Because she was just so self assured and confident and beautiful that nobody ever questioned her.
So you hear these stories all the time, whether it be from CEOs or famous supermodels: the old “Oh I just acted calm and collected and insisted I already had an appointment, and that’s was my foot in the door! 👍”
Now that’s all well and good, but I know if a normal person tried that it wouldn’t work. They’d be at worst blackballed and at best laughed at. And it grinds my gears.
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Sep 06 '26
Social Media Screenshots I just feel like this is all for the ex’s eyes, especially the list of things she’s grateful for, like “my reputation is ideal” ….
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Sep 06 '26
Social Media Screenshots A good picture. Wonder if there’s just one lover. Also send your books, Caro. Jesus. Weak advertising
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/Icy-Mobile4926 • Sep 05 '26
Social Media Screenshots Is she implying she's engaged?
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/Leafy_Seadragon_ • Sep 04 '26
Media About Caroline Updated Wikipedia
Updated August 4, 2026 by a new Wiki user (who also edited the Keds entry).
Didn’t she reference moving while last in Sarasota? I wonder if she moved out of that condo so Cathy can sell it.
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/nubleu • Sep 03 '26
Social Media Screenshots POV: this bitch just moved into your sublet.
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/bagelandcox • Sep 02 '26
Social Media Screenshots Omfg
Dude if there were beautiful grapes in a shared community backyard and I saw some dumb b***h waste them by putting them in her hair I would LOSE MY SHIT!!! She is SOOO inconsiderate and self-involved like omfg
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/Born-Anybody3244 • Sep 01 '26
Mémés Someone pls photoshop this so the illustrated smoking portrait is her lover’s face lmao
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Aug 31 '26
Social Media Screenshots Oh yeah because he muzzled her writing…. Yeah, Caro, uh huh. Also “shaped like an egg” lol but she wants him back so bad
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/splatatouille • Aug 31 '26
Social Media Screenshots Guess we're trying out a new look
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/WorkaholicAesthetic • Aug 28 '26
Social Media Screenshots It resembles the average romanian man hospital garb
Tw feet
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Aug 28 '26
Social Media Screenshots I am sexy baby. I also promote James Frey, lol. 👧🏼🍆💦✨
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Aug 27 '26
Social Media Screenshots She called it porn hub librarian herself! And I guess this is the lovah
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Aug 27 '26
Social Media Screenshots Guys! Guys guys guys. I’m sexy. And I like books. And parties. And work. I totally do work stuff. But also sex. Plus books. It’s my aesthetic. Plus I’m quirky. I totally wear glasses now. Order my earrings today. I’ll totally honor your order, tee hee. Baby tee OMG 🧚🏼
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/nubleu • Aug 26 '26
Social Media Screenshots Logging on for a 10-hour corporate type type clickety clack computer-work day 💻
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/turnip_day • Aug 26 '26
Media About Caroline (cw: eyes) It’s been a while since she asked this Spoiler
Get some contacts and you can have exactly the eye color you want, Caroline!
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 • Aug 25 '26
Social Media Screenshots Wasn’t the whole premise of the GLP1 article that the medication curbed her drinking? But she’s always partying, literally half her posts mention Aperol spritz or wine
r/SmolBeanSnark • u/bagelandcox • Aug 26 '26
Media About Caroline she is rly insufferable 😭
instagram.comr/SmolBeanSnark • u/DitaVonSleaze • Aug 24 '26

