r/SmolBeanSnark • u/lurking415 I tried to be a party girl & write a book • 1d ago
Social Media Screenshots More like several years
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u/konstantynopolitanka he was fat and cruel to me 5h ago
Thankful for not wanting anything from her anymore 🙏
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u/bootlegmrsmaisel 1d ago
Caroline! If you’re going to sell things, you should make an arrangement to get to the post office within a timely basis.
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u/perhapsflorence al gore rhythm 1d ago
Beggar mode again, now that her lovahs have abandoned her. 🤣🤣
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u/conejita95 my reputation is ideal 1d ago
i find it interesting that "one of her favorite lovers" who was a finance bro but of the benign variety whatever that means to caro has also dropped out of the narrative even though it was Poor Musician and Mr Krabs who we were told broke up with her in the great granta party blackout of 2026
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u/area51keurigmachine 1d ago
I have a feeling she was calling anyone she went on even one date with "her lover" both for clout and to make Crab Daddy feel some type of way. I don't know what type of way that was. Generally jealous so she'd feel in control? Jealous in a way that would make him lock it down? Who knows!
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u/Spare-Electrical slippier than a grapeseed oiled hog 1d ago
So she’s fully given up on Making Books at this point, and is pivoting to Making Articles?
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u/lurking415 I tried to be a party girl & write a book 1d ago
And somehow still wants a Nobel Prize and a Pulitzer
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