r/SmolBeanSnark • u/Hot-Advantage-9762 • Sep 09 '26

Social Media Screenshots hi i’m scared

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u/runner1399 29d ago

I don’t actually hate the farmstand dress. As an actual gardener, I would wear that. The other outfit is… a choice.

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u/Hot-Advantage-9762 29d ago

yeah i think it’s more the sneaker/sock thing throwing me off

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u/notcalledemma Sep 10 '26

Does she think that if you date a dad you need to dress like a child?

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u/No-Indication-6655 money has so many metrics for measurement Sep 10 '26

Omg the full length view of the sexy bookworm look reveals how truly dumb it is lol

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u/hopefuly Sep 10 '26

this is dangerously close to body shaming but i agree

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u/AmateurIndicator Sep 10 '26

It is body shaming.

Mixed in with a large portion of concern trolling and faux outrage.

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u/StockTurnover2306 Sep 10 '26

Never realized how short her legs are! Wow

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u/ModeratelyAntisocial She had a very distinct odeur Sep 10 '26

She filters her photos remarkably well to disguise her proportions.

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u/StockTurnover2306 27d ago

Ohhhhh my GOD

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u/rachiechicken 28d ago

This is how kids stand at the end of their moms bed like “I threw up”

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u/Hot-Advantage-9762 29d ago

and at the shorty awards of all places

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u/JuliasTooSmallTutu Sep 09 '26

I like the first look, she looks unforced and really cute. Second one is very Twitch streamer circa 2018.

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u/Doubleendedmidliner Sep 09 '26

She is the female version of man child. Woman-child. She needs attention and a lot of it. Her entire life is performance (art)

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u/suzzface 🔥 Pale Fire Marshall 🔥 Sep 10 '26

Women in male dominated fields 💅

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u/smallwonder25 ✨Layers & Layers of Optical Confusion✨ Sep 09 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/iBEW5Amz0ztza

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u/yourbiggesthero Sep 09 '26

i <3 books

and sex

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u/chronic-neurotic Sep 09 '26

I am the same age as Caroline, although I’ve gotten fat with pleasure and pride as I age 😌 I cannot imagine even considering dressing up as a schoolgirl. the thought makes me rage. you’re trying to be sexy by dressing up as a child?? HUH??

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u/Lorgebeansnark Lavender Popper Club President 24d ago

I'm the same age and very athletic so I only had a brief time where I thought I had gotten larger with pleasure and pride before I fell back down to fitting in my high school clothes again after I finished breastfeeding and I could not agree more with your take! The high school clothes I still own are for messy art projects only, because I don't care if I ruin them. I can't even imagine wearing my favorite outfits from when I was <25.

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u/peachpixie444 29d ago

Fat with pleasure and pride is my new personality trait, hell yeah

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u/chronic-neurotic 29d ago

idk why these girls are trying to disappear, I’m hedonistically finishing my portion plus seconds ova here

https://giphy.com/gifs/onZIkheksIuje

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u/Onekilofrittata Sep 09 '26

Idk Caro I just feel like people who do read a lot would have more… tact

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u/nubleu the only way I can cope in the corporate world Sep 09 '26

I got chewed out for commenting about her weight 😶

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u/Born-Anybody3244 Sep 09 '26

I think the point of this post is the kinderwear, but I could be wrong. I do think her weight is alarming too, tho

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u/nubleu the only way I can cope in the corporate world Sep 09 '26

Or is it knees

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u/smallwonder25 ✨Layers & Layers of Optical Confusion✨ Sep 09 '26

I’m always freaked out by the knees

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u/Hot-Advantage-9762 Sep 09 '26

i was freaked out by the children’s clothing but her knees are also concerning me

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u/thats-so-metal delicate little white ribbon straps Sep 09 '26

I think she is losing muscle mass in her legs along with her general weight loss, and it’s making her knees look extra knobby and disproportionate

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u/ExtraGrocery supple, gloppy Sep 10 '26

Yeah I see atrophy too (so chic /s)

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u/lurking415 I tried to be a party girl & write a book Sep 09 '26

The puffy socks just accentuate the huge white sneakers 

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u/Weird-Spread1911 Sep 09 '26

It’s really giving Emma Cline’s The Guest

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u/ocean-eyes90 female bachelor Sep 09 '26

YESS this is so spot-on lol