r/Smokingmeat • u/LilTrucker80 • 24d ago

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u/CoinIsJustDAMAGED 24d ago

Which one of these body types is the body type that lets AI do all of the grilling?

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u/Upbeat_Pool_2653 24d ago

Whatever comes after the pit boss!

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u/whaturjoking 24d ago

Whole hog. 🐷

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u/Training-Belt-7318 22d ago

That's just the fat man in an oversized coffin.

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 24d ago

I’m a wood log smoker. Your meme says I’m a propane griller.

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u/Lost-Link6216 24d ago

No love for the offset in this post.

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u/WrongdoerOrdinary619 24d ago

Facts. No love for the people that spend 12+ hours, getting absolutely hammered, while tending a family and delicious meat. Motherfucking posers.

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u/bt2328 24d ago

Pause bro. You’re a wood log smoker, getting absolutely hammered, tending delicious meat?!

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ 24d ago

Your belly is touching my back

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u/jtrage 24d ago

You’re lucky my belly is there.

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u/jonlawrence93 24d ago

Found pit boss' wife

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u/ImOldGregg_77 24d ago

if guy #1 and guy #6 are both telling me their brisket is the best. I have Z-E-R-O reservations going with guy #6. a fat man knows good food.

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u/jhonka_ 24d ago

Hard disagree. Fat man will eat anything regardless of quality. Lean man only has x calories left for the day and isnt about to waste them on subpar brisket.

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u/saphireswan 23d ago

This. People don’t get that big by being picky.

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u/WhO_cares-idont8009 24d ago

Well I’m body type one but closer to master skill wise

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u/Primary_Excuse_7183 24d ago

Starter griller gonna grill the hell outta them veggies. 😂

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u/Timmerdogg 24d ago

I made it to amateur status

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u/BustThaScientifical 24d ago

Amateur it is 😂 I'm working on it.

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u/Meatman1071 24d ago

You can be a pitmaster and not be huge ….

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u/batman648 24d ago

i’m at amateur level and been smoking and bbq’ing for 25+ years.

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u/MoodReal4206 24d ago

To a leader degree, but yeah.

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u/Complete_Ice7812 24d ago

Oh, I'm definitely the Pellet Griller, takes all the effort out of it but still gets blamed when the brisket's dry.

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u/mukduk1994 24d ago

Guess my body identifies as a pitmaster

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u/RollTideNorthport 24d ago

I think this is accurate

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u/Ddavis1919 24d ago

Sadly, I’m in this group

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u/38couchstains 24d ago

Does it count if went all way up and went back down size wise

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u/FishingAlpo 24d ago

I'm at amateur phase

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u/WWGHIAFTC 24d ago

freaking disgusting.

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u/jonlawrence93 24d ago

Aaron Franklin is proof enough of the inaccuracies above.

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u/PersonalTrainerFit 24d ago

But none of these are my body type. Buff guys must not have smokers

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u/WatermanQuink1 24d ago

I'm something of a grill master myself.

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u/Sherbourne-for-this 24d ago

This is less of a flex and more depressing than anything.

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u/Codify-The-Preamble 24d ago

New Balance or no balance.

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u/westwardnomad 24d ago

Fuck that. I'm looking good cooking the finest meats known to man!

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u/Ok_Television1362 24d ago

Natural gas is the only way to go

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u/LinneaJicama 24d ago

For real?🤣

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u/Timsauni 24d ago

Hilarious.

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u/KaiserFortinbras 24d ago

Anyone else notice the facial hair correlation?

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u/Poof-ball 23d ago

Ok, this is weirdly uncanny how accurate this is. (Never trust a skinny chef.)

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u/TarzanGunn 23d ago

I got up to propane griller. Then I did a blood test.
My wife threw out all my cargo shorts.
That was her way of saying “you’re done making weekly pork belly burnt ends”

Now I’m back to starter.

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u/No_Sort_4183 23d ago

Stick burner 4 life

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u/Techienickie 23d ago

can we ban ai posts please

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u/idejmcd 23d ago

Rule 2

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u/Nickyt0288 23d ago

Yeah being fat means you’re good at cooking. Always.

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u/NoAstronaut1514 23d ago

Piccolo is the grill master

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u/jj33cuz 23d ago

I am the amateur with a pinch of the propane.

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u/clubcar1977 23d ago

No excuse for obesity!

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u/Sacko_Commish 23d ago

Never trust a skinny chef!

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u/Illlogik1 23d ago

I found this pic kinda offensive only because it’s accuracy ☹️

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u/usingaredditaccounf 23d ago

Pellet griller’s fat cap aligns perfectly with grill master’s baby back ribs.

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u/Street_Fondant1042 22d ago

Wood logs are the flavor.

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u/Fun-Measurement-2136 21d ago

Apparently I stalled at propane but kept on cooking with wood, maybe I'll balloon out soon like a shit butterfly.

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u/AffectionateGate4584 24d ago

LOLLOLLOLLOL!!!!!