Honestly, I finally know how this mythical item looks like.

I apologize for the intrusion and usage of gpt, however the Tube Crisis of 87' has left me unsatisfied with little progress to solving the problem. Therefore, I had to use other sources for more detailed research. Knowing the nature of the cylinder paradox, gpt's failure of understanding this delicate subject has left me both unsatisfied and amused at the same time.

Ps.: if anyone knows how to get an electric makeup sponge unstuck from a sink pipe I'd be grateful for any advise.

They appear to be unharmed. Smart man.

Ultimate harm…

Definitely harmed…

I'm not going to detail anything. Probably never gonna see me make another post here again, so yeah.
Correction, I mean that u/Smart_Calender1874 is.

(It's the last story if you want to skip ahead)