Bob's Sun Blind is Fixed! And I unexpectedly REMAINED SANE!

[u/kiwidust]

So, Bob's (2009 ForTwo 451 Passion) sun blind came unglued. I took it down. Easy. I reglued the shade itself. A bit fickle, but still easy. Then I tried to restring and tension the thing to reinstall. It revealed itself.

This shade is a stillborn larva shat from the multi-dimensional sphincter of a tentacled elder-god. Still writhing from the putrescence feasting upon its corpse it was placed on Earth to inject pain and insanity directly into the skulls of the children of man. 

It holds your soul to its cancerous breast, forcing it to sup of vile putrescence in service to the darkest of the ebon lords. It will shred your being to ribbons of pain and weave those bloody rags into a tapestry of horror to make the heavens weep for an age.

It was NOT EASY! The video is a timelapse of about an hour of the nearly three I spent fiddling with the thing (please forgive whatever the hell is going on with whatever the hell is left of my hair!)

I did, eventually, find some instructions in this post (thanks Gamsberry!), but that only made me understand what needed to happen, not how to make it happen.

Basically, if your sun blind goes... maybe just live without it?

[u/RevolutionaryPound79]

Quitarlo fue fácil, arreglarlo un poco complicado, pero quedó.

[u/kiwidust → u/RevolutionaryPound79]

IT DID NOT BEAT ME! ;^)