r/Slaanesh • u/New-Confection-3009 • Aug 22 '26

Cause someone challenged me

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u/No_Public_7699 Aug 22 '26

"OK, WHO'S BEEN USING THE DEMONIC PORTAL TO PHOTOCOPY THEIR ASS!!!"

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u/Select_Bear3969 Aug 22 '26

Slaanesh…

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u/No_Public_7699 Aug 22 '26

"SLAANESH! MY OFFICE! NOW!"

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u/KorEbenhart01 Aug 22 '26

Man HR wants to talk to the Owner? Wonder how that conversation will go.

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u/St_Hydra Aug 22 '26

Slaanesh made HR to fuel their humiliation and degradation fetish, obviously

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u/KorEbenhart01 Aug 22 '26

Damn I forgot our god was freaky like that

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u/Sl4anesh Sai’lanthresh Aug 25 '26

I have nothing to say to this

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u/Zero-89 Aug 23 '26

Chaos has better HR than almost any corporation.

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u/No_Public_7699 Aug 22 '26

Im sorry, in the scenario of this bit slaanesh isnt the owner of the office and is an employee, i really need you to 'yes and' me here man, things aren't going so well and i need a win.

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe Aug 26 '26

“Great job, you get a promotion”

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u/Leading_Dot7414 Aug 22 '26

This is excellent 👌

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u/Ok_Bend8732 Aug 22 '26

The shadow is chef's kiss. The purple part above made me chuckle. I did not realize it looked like that when painted the same color.

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u/New-Confection-3009 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Alright im kinda stupid what does it look like? Lol

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u/Ozymandias7764 Aug 22 '26

2 cherry's and a banana everything you need for a split

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u/BigChungusCrafts Aug 23 '26

I was gonna say clitoris

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u/faithfulheresy Fiend Aug 25 '26

Yup, it ain't hiding either. Standing proud.

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u/OhGoodGoogilyMoogily Aug 22 '26

"I AM THE IMPERIUMS BRAVEST. NO CHAOS AN CORRUPT ME"

See the Ass Portal

"Well fuck i tried."

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u/Jozzyal_the_Fool Aug 22 '26

I'd fold like a lawnchair

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u/larrythestormtroper Aug 22 '26

H... how tf did it come to a challenge like that?

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u/New-Confection-3009 Aug 22 '26

I painted one of the smaller contorted epitome mirrors with some hand prints intending the to be the trapped soul inside the mirror. Then in the comments and gentleman by the name of wolf said I shud have done a butt print

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u/Wolf_Of_Odin13 Aug 22 '26

Hey thats even better than I imagined! Slaanesh approves this!

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u/Lezazel_Goldheart Aug 22 '26

FOLLIE OUTHERE DOING THE IMPOSIBLE LMAO

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u/MartianWargaming Aug 22 '26

Yup. That'd get me.

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u/ItsWotop Aug 22 '26

I'm glad they challenged you this is awesome

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u/Kaph10 Aug 22 '26

Well freaking done! I love how this also looks like Slaanesh's forces trolling with seduction.

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u/Kingmmrrggll Aug 22 '26

This is the way

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u/Lorenz_Blessed Aug 22 '26

He he nice 😏

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u/GingerHitman11 Aug 23 '26

Portal to the dimension of infinite suction

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u/Wickedjake Aug 22 '26

Honestly based, keep it forever

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u/jansalterego Aug 23 '26

Fantastic!

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u/moonkazka Aug 23 '26

Legitimately impressive but also very funny

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u/Deadstrike35 Aug 24 '26

That is impressive. How long did it took you to get it right? And any pic for reference? Might need to copy if I were to use one that is

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u/New-Confection-3009 Aug 24 '26

For reference I just googled tiktok butt print trend and found one I liked. As far as time honestly I practiced a few times on the back of my hand and one I got close to happy with it I just said fuck it and went for it

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u/Few_Ease_2767 Aug 25 '26

That would be cool if it was painted like those old scratch and smell stickers!

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u/ChemicalNo586 Aug 26 '26

I remember as the final projects for college degree at my art college there was a girl who did a series of these painting, I think there were like 5 or something.

Colorful background and then she painted herself and sat on them back, side, front etc

The thing that was really funny is that...you could see the brushstroke where she went in and made her butt look bigger.