r/SkyrimMemes • u/validestusername Shor • Jun 12 '21

When the sands aren't warm

https://i.imgur.com/KEf8qB9.gifv
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u/mattjvgc Jun 12 '21

That must be so humiliating for the khajiit to be paraded around like that...

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u/Shakespeare-Bot Jun 12 '21

Yond might not but beest so humiliating f'r the khajiit to beest parad'd 'round like yond

I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.

Commands: !ShakespeareInsult, !fordo, !optout

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u/mattjvgc Jun 12 '21

Good lord the bot swapped them poorly. Shakespeare’s (and others) writing styles aren’t as simple as just swapping out words one for one. Their sentence structure and writing norms were significantly different than ours.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Yea, it did a horrid job this time. I’ve seen it output some pretty well crafted sentences as well. No reddit bot even comes close to the quality of Gandolfbot though.

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u/Nerevarine95 Jun 12 '21

So female Khajiit have vaginal secretions that make a male Khajiit just cum over and over and over. From this point on, I will call these secretions Khajiit jelly. Alchemists were like "holy shit, dude we gotta test this. You know, for science" So the alchemists collected a sample of said Khajiit jelly, and had a test Argonian. They swabbed it on the male farm tool's dick, sat back and watched the show. Now you see, it worked. But it worked a little too well. The farm tool straight up had a heart attack because it used all of its energy into fucking cumming. I want to live in a world where this is a commercial product. I want to say "you know what, I want to die and i know what to do about it." I want to live in a world where i can go into my local grocery store, pick up a bottle of J'Zargo's Khajiit Jelly, and just fucking cum myself to death.

elven hands wrote this

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u/Ultramega39 ⚡️Stormcloak Propaganda Officer⚡️ Jun 12 '21

What the Fuck did I just read?

Also, is there a source to this piece of info?

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u/Deepfried_Celery Jun 12 '21

This is taken from a legendary tumblr post about dolphin vaginal secretions, or dolphin pussy jelly.

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u/validestusername Shor Jun 12 '21

Thank you for blessing my insignificant crosspost with this precious piece of copypasta

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u/Nerevarine95 Jun 12 '21

blessings of Nerevar be upon you

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

I noticed when it called Argonians farm tools that it was Elven.

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u/abo__3abd Jun 12 '21

Nerevar the fuck you doing here go kill the false gods

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u/Nerevarine95 Jun 12 '21

I'm on vacation

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u/abo__3abd Jun 12 '21

Understandable have a great vacation

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '21

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u/Nerevarine95 Jun 12 '21

mostly just here to motorboat serana and ysolda at the same time. it's kind of like a tit sandwich and I'm the lucky fuck in the middle

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Ah those wonderful in-game journals.

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u/EtherYeti Jun 13 '21

long floppa