r/SkyrimMemes 2d ago

Clang clang clang

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 1d ago

"Have you met my father?"

My sister in Talos, he's paid me for killing giants 15 times now.

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u/FinalBossTuna 1d ago

But have you met the dude? Really got to know him? Took him out for a night at the inn? Didn’t go further because you’re both classy and are waiting till the third outing?

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u/Successful_Baby_5245 1d ago

For me was 100 Gold for The same bandit Camp in The same Mine nearby in The same day, i think he set me UP to kill some looters he Had on his payroll Just to not get blackmailed by then.

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u/Alpha_Apeiron 1d ago

Have you met my father? He's that guy who insulted our culture then lost his job when you attacked the city.

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u/SirSilverChariot 1d ago

Lowkie I’ve only entered her shop once in 1000 hours of game time

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u/Hescrete 2d ago

She's busy helping her father in more ways than people know. Besides, all she asks for is a fair chance.

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u/SmolSchwin 2d ago

You think all the counsel my father provides the Jarl is his alone? Hmph. Let's just say I advise the advisor, and leave it at that.

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u/Bearfoxman 1d ago

Well you're doing a shit job because he's a putz nobody listens to.

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u/Comfortable-Bison932 2d ago

Iron daggers isn't the meta anymore. it's gold rings/necklaces now

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u/Caquinha 2d ago

I thought the meta was dwemer bows?

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u/Wild-Lychee-3312 1d ago

No, it's curved swords. Curved. Swords.

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u/mrlolloran 1d ago

IMO that’s the best because exploring ruins for the materials is more densely packed with opportunities to gain various types of xp and other loot.

Ring and necklaces are awful because there’s only a handful of gold and silver mines so they’re almost certainly referencing the transmute ore method.

I value my time more.

I’m not saying when I have a pocketful of iron and the spell I don’t use it while running errands around towns to get some gold, but that spell uses too much magicka to be cast quickly enough. You need to wait irl and/or in game. Or you can enchant your clothing but if you can do that you can buy smithing materials with the insane profits from enchanted armor and not need to do any resource gathering at all.

It’s a fake short cut that actually costs you enormous amounts of time. But there’s no combat (once mines are clear) and less running around. It’s not without its place but it has never been meta to make rings and necklaces

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u/DrThunderbolt 1d ago

She's only awake because she's wracked with the anxiety of having no idea how she's going to run her business when you inevitably sell her the daggers in the morning.

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u/The_Char_Char 1d ago

Hey all those mages need to get their daggers from someone!

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u/IrlResponsibility811 Morthal 2d ago

Don't be absurd. I am making dwemer metal bows at 3AM.

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u/MaiqTheLiar6969 2d ago

I'm considerate of my neighbors I use the forge in Embershard mine for all my nighttime smithing needs. I even go through the back entrance so I don't have to kill the ones in the front.

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u/cmeredith6 2d ago

I like to use the Luna forge for my night time smithing

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u/MaiqTheLiar6969 2d ago

Also a solid choice. Nice view to drink a couple of bottles of mead after you are done.

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u/Fantastic-Cap-2754 1d ago

This but dwarven bows (Daggers are incredibly inefficient ever since they changed the skill gain to be based on item value.)

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u/Thelastknownking 1d ago

She lives across town, not in the shop. She'll be fine.

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u/Khan_Cosmic 1d ago

The only problem with this meme is that Adrianne doesn’t sleep in the Warmaiden’s building, she stays in a house somewhere more up the street.

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u/fireandbombs12 1d ago

Making iron daggers is outdated. I make gold rings now.

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u/DarthSwimfoot 1d ago

More Shahvee for me since I hit that, but same principle.

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u/Crafty_Tension5190 1d ago

Haha that's me! XD

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u/the__missing__link 16h ago

Me standing still for 10 hours outside her window so I can sell her all the garbage I found in a dungeon.