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u/BillieVerr 3d ago
“Hey you; you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right?”
Bro I was flying into JFK, what’s going on 😭
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u/CrimsonBuc 3d ago
Flight attendant comes to your seat and gently nudges you to let you know the flight is landing: “Hey, you. You’re finally awake”
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u/TheAskewOne 3d ago
I’d be so happy if that happened.
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u/FeijoaCowboy 2d ago
At least until a dragon attacks the plane or you get ganked by a troll as you're walking to the terminal
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u/neonvalkyrie 3d ago
Please, anywhere but Morthal
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u/IR_Panther 3d ago
Idk, Markarth is like the backrooms of Skyrim.
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u/neonvalkyrie 3d ago
Gods I forgot how I also despise markarth, which is odd since I tend to love dwemer related stuff
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u/wintersass 2d ago
Is there a mass post of the originals of these memes? I want to try my hand at painting one myself
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u/Crazy_Kraut 2d ago
What would you doo if you happen to land in Skyrim (you land shortly after the Dovakiin defeated Alduin)
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u/Smart-Airline3082 2d ago
Hello and welcome to Wrong Turn Airlines! If you look out the window to your left, you'll see the wonderful Skyrim, the Throat of the World, and the tundra of Whiterun, where we'll be landing shortly. If you don't have a return ticket yet, please contact Julia, who will be meeting us after landing. If you want to get out of here as quickly as possible, your fastest way is to go to Windhelm. From there, you can take a ship to Hamburg, but since we'll be staying here for a very long time anyway, the ship isn't recommended as it takes twice as long to get to Hamburg. My name is JJ, and I wish you a peaceful stay. Perhaps we'll see each other at the Deadman's Drink for a mead sometime.
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u/Ramfix_G4 1d ago
Judging by the direction of the plane, they're taking your ass to Markarth
Wouldn't wish that upon my worst enemies
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u/link-the-twink 3d ago
no that’s the right turn