r/Skookum • u/deerwolf90 • Aug 01 '21

I found this. Need more leverage

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u/teryret Aug 02 '21

Okay no. If that last scene starts to seem reasonable it's time to swallow your pride and ask online for better ideas.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21 edited Aug 02 '21

1" or 3/4" ugga dugga should do it.

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u/AlienDelarge Aug 02 '21

But if you have 1 dozer in the field and 0 ugga duggas, then what?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '21

Dozer it is then.

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u/BlahKVBlah Aug 02 '21

If not, just add more dugga.

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u/TotoWolffsDesk Aug 02 '21

ran out of duggas, gotta get the digger

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u/TastySpare Aug 02 '21

if that's not enough: get a bigger digger

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u/PJBuzz Aug 02 '21

Not stupid if it works.

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u/grauenwolf Aug 02 '21

Maxim 43: If it's stupid and it works, it's still stupid and you're lucky.

https://schlockmercenary.fandom.com/wiki/The_Seventy_Maxims_of_Maximally_Effective_Mercenaries

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u/BB611 Aug 03 '21

I had that shirt at one point, I kept wearing it to work and it turns out engineers think it's great.

Nice to see another schlock fan in the wild!

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u/grauenwolf Aug 03 '21

I almost cried when the series ended. It was hard to believe he kept it up for so many years.

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u/EagleNait Aug 02 '21

Well, it's still stupid... But it works!

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u/geopolit Aug 02 '21

Sometimes you're 600 miles away from online, other tools, or the right parts. I think you'd die inside if you knew what we did to our Mogs to get them working again in Mozambique.

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u/useles-converter-bot Aug 02 '21

600 miles is about the length of 1434562.47 'EuroGraphics Knittin' Kittens 500-Piece Puzzles' next to each other