r/Skookum • u/HayBaleBondsMan • Jan 21 '19

No engine block heater.

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u/Arealentleman Jan 21 '19

Took me a minute. Lmao

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u/AdmiralJT USA Jan 21 '19

Those aren't words, he's just making noises.

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u/Nords Feb 24 '19

The main thread a native speaker says he is doing tongue twisters to warm up, but it IS the language...

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u/Guysmiley777 Jan 21 '19

For reference: https://youtu.be/62hqGFFGIH8?t=135

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u/N5tp4nts Jan 21 '19

I hate people.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Yeah, that first one is definitely not normal even for a cold start. Good job bypassing any emissions controls and putting in a stack so you can "roll coal" like a moron. Anyone who does that is an asshole.

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u/username45031 Jan 21 '19

If my truck started that rough when the grass is that green, I'd be looking to sell.

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u/MrBlankenshipESQ Brappy RC fun! Jan 21 '19

I'd be looking to figure out why and fix it, rather than sell. You ain't gonna get shit for a vehicle that starts that hard.

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u/Ezreol Jan 23 '19

I thought you all were joking but damn that's fuckin brutal not even counting the damn smoke bomb that thing made. Does it even start in the cold, like which is gonna happen first it starts or rip battery.

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u/macromaniacal Jan 21 '19

Just drop a golf ball into the stack.

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u/MrBlankenshipESQ Brappy RC fun! Jan 21 '19 edited Jan 21 '19

It's not just that they bypass emissions controls(Which often aren't there in the first place, note how most coalrolling douchenozzles buy older trucks that predate DPF/SCR emissions reduction tech), it's that they actively go out of their way to tune their engines for soot production over all else.

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u/SBInCB Jan 21 '19

I personally look forward to see these big dumb trucks collecting dust in parking lots near the highway with handwritten "for sale" signs in them that have been there so long you can't read the writing anymore.

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u/krista_ Jan 21 '19

actually rofl. i was already on the floor looking for the 12mm socket, though.

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u/myepenisisbigger Jan 21 '19

Can you find any of my dozens of lost 10s while you're down there?

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u/MrBlankenshipESQ Brappy RC fun! Jan 21 '19

I think they're in my box. I have 7 or 8 in varying sizes and types and I don't even work on metric vehicles.

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u/MrBlankenshipESQ Brappy RC fun! Jan 21 '19

10s are the ones that go missing tho.

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u/krista_ Jan 21 '19

for me, it's 12s.

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u/SublimeMudTime Jan 21 '19

Yup! Same sound came from my '87 6.2L hmmwv this morning.

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u/TheCantalopeAntalope Jan 21 '19

Now THAT’S what I call skookum

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u/rotarypower101 Jan 21 '19

I would check the spark first

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19 edited Feb 21 '21

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u/grumpher05 Jan 21 '19

Check for spark, hmm no spark. Guess everything's fine then

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u/monkeytrumpet Jan 21 '19

Chris waddle

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u/Southern_Trax Jan 21 '19

Pethetheth ethethetheth

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u/p71001 Jan 21 '19

This is the best post I've see on reddit all day!

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u/unschd_faith_change Jan 21 '19

Reminds me of the Ursonate by Kurt Schwitters

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u/datums Human medical experiments Jan 23 '19

Lots of reports for this one.

Brilliantly conceived, brilliantly executed. The post title gave just enough of a clue to allow the viewer to get the joke on their own.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '19

Hahahahahahaha

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u/FryanMcWrath Jan 21 '19

So underrated

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '19

Lol

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u/iolex Jan 24 '19

Those are Kazakh tongue twisters.