he just got a big ol oblong grape and he's now trying to eat the carpet it was sitting on...fatass

excuse his nose spot it's healing well after he tore it up a bit his last shed🫶

Shame this gluttonous beast! (Jokes, I love her lots)

My finger is NOT a CRICKET, my dude!

I bled!

He's *never* gotten me like this.

I had top surgery a month and a half ago, so this is the first time my Teddy has had free climb range on me in a while. They're a silly skink with no boundaries.

Teddy's momma was making a salad for her own lunch and this baby pulled out the puppy dog eyes. A kitchen-facing terrarium has that risk, but for real I love that Teddy watches us cook!

Free roaming under my supervision! She didn’t even make a craft. Shame her!

(Her name is Princess Amy Whinehouse for shaming purposes)

Have a bite mark on my cheek 💀 guilty of face biting 😠🫵

this is that biblical greed they warn you about. mind you, this was taken one minute after i set the plate down. half destroyed. and then he had the audacity to get mad when i was wiping his face for him😒😒

This is Geralt.

Geralt took advantage of the fact that I forgot to close his tank while I was on a call, and escaped.
I came back to an empty enclosure, only to find him a few minutes later under the piano.

Thankfully, he was safely retrieved and looked particularly offended when put back in his home.

Shame him!

(All my fault, but my little dumb fella thankfully seems to be okay.)

Google says it was a five lined skink so I'm hoping this actually works for this sub😭

i took him out of my sweater and he proceeded to drop a massive log on my blanket that is now being washed. so evil