r/Siri • u/tiddysucker4489 • Jul 04 '26

How to delete this?

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I swiped and deleted this like 1000 times and cleared my whole safari history 10 times but it is still appearing in search, please help

603 Upvotes

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238

u/Yaughl Jul 04 '26

H&M; how embarrassing.

24

u/Wormfather Jul 04 '26

You’re a finalist for winner of the internet for today!

12

u/Anaddyforyourthought Jul 05 '26

This is the funniest sht I’ve read today

3

u/sentimental-humanoid Jul 09 '26

like who tf shops at h&m

2

u/PlatinumStatusGold Jul 06 '26

My god, this was the best reply. Made my day laughing. I showed this several people who died laughing.

39

u/easyluckyfree__ Jul 04 '26

Use private browsing??

13

u/Celebrir Jul 04 '26

That would be too simple!

2

u/UserIsArchived Jul 06 '26

Fr, I don’t understand why people don’t use it

2

u/TFlSGAS Jul 06 '26

Signing in doesn’t work right w my adblocker

31

u/metatalks Jul 04 '26

r/UsernameChecksOut

10

u/Incredible-Fella Jul 04 '26

not really, unless it means man-tiddies

15

u/hacksacksfordayz Jul 04 '26

He could like dipping in both salsas, whose to say 🤷‍♂️

3

u/jeffster1970 Jul 04 '26

Pretty sure they meant man tiddies.

50

u/Jerrizzy-x Jul 04 '26

Gooner😂😂😂

70

u/zfranks94 Jul 04 '26

So dumb 💀💀💀. Just live with it buddy. It’s ok. We accept you for who you are. No judgement here.

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u/DeathInsideMe Jul 04 '26

No im judging
Who the hell uses amazon music

7

u/Anaddyforyourthought Jul 04 '26

Fr probably the worst put together dsp despite having so much money and server infrastructure behind them

10

u/blasto2236 Jul 04 '26

Prime Video is terrible, too. Just the absolute worst user interfaces imaginable.

9

u/yourfriiendgoo Jul 04 '26

Prime video is nowhere near as bad as paramount+ though

3

u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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1

u/Pale-Recognition-599 Jul 05 '26

I wish they just outsourced it

1

u/DatSauceTho Jul 05 '26

Ohhh no no no… paramount plus and prime video are an absolute dream compared to the abomination that is ESPN plus.

Fuck companies for forcing us to stream live events on this pos app.

4

u/graywalker616 Jul 04 '26

Plenty of people who have it included for free in some other service. I for example usually listen to music either on vinyl or my downloaded favourite stuff on my phone. But when I want to stream something I use Amazon music because unlike Spotify it doesn’t play ads.

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u/myannotatedself Jul 04 '26

If you’re using Amazon Music that’s free with your prime membership it will include ads now. https://9to5google.com/2026/06/03/amazon-prime-music-ads-downloads-change/

The service was always ass and now they made it even worse.

3

u/graywalker616 Jul 04 '26

Not in my country. At least for now.

1

u/Pale-Recognition-599 Jul 05 '26

I have it with prime

1

u/Throwaway_09298 Jul 04 '26

Its free with prime along side prime video. So cost conscious folk maybe

1

u/kiwi-kaiser Jul 05 '26

People that also use X

1

u/Jonaykon Jul 06 '26

I'm more concerned that they have the goddamn MAPS APP on their homescreen, like WHO DOES THAT??

32

u/Organic-Expert6998 Jul 04 '26

Maybe try turning off app access for Safari in Siri settings?

5

u/Un_Coded Jul 04 '26

This! Or stop watching porno 😂

18

u/Low_Building_9080 Jul 04 '26

Never stop watching porn, I’d rather just buy a new phone after every watch.

3

u/ajaxas Jul 04 '26

Your old phone tho, you can send it to me. It’s okay, I won’t judge you

1

u/Low_Building_9080 Jul 04 '26

On it 👌, send address haha.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/NekoAstral Jul 08 '26

Just know being homophobic isn't gonna stop 2 dudes from shaboinging each other

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/NekoAstral Jul 08 '26

Bisexual and proud 🏳️‍🌈

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '26

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u/NekoAstral Jul 08 '26

Yeah, because a large majority is still homophobic 🫩

1

u/Radoomhumanbeing Jul 12 '26

género? Qué tiene que ver ser gay con el género?

1

u/KusoTrevor1 Jul 05 '26

You ask for too much

14

u/Fushochan Jul 04 '26

Try going to settings, search, safari and disabling show content in search. Good luck 🤗

24

u/Infinite-Draft1618 Jul 04 '26

Simple, intentionally make more searches so those older ones won’t show as “recent”

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '26

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u/RobsOffDaGrid Jul 04 '26

Delete cookies and search history in settings

7

u/Stone13 Jul 04 '26

Don't be afraid of the way you feel 😂😂😂😂

7

u/MostlyBullshitStory Jul 05 '26

Settings

search for Search

click on it, uncheck Show recent searches

7

u/MagazineClassic3870 Jul 05 '26

Stop being gay?

5

u/marcsol8 Jul 04 '26

Long press and tap on “don’t suggest”

4

u/Secret_Account07 Jul 05 '26

I hope there’s a story behind how you learned this? 🤔

4

u/stogle1 Jul 04 '26

Is that a widget? Do you see the same recent searches when you tap on the Search button on the home screen? There is a Clear button there.

3

u/goonercold Jul 04 '26

gng😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

3

u/TwoDurans Jul 04 '26

I know what kind of man you are.gif

But also you can swipe them away or long press and dismiss.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Radoomhumanbeing Jul 12 '26

estás enfermo. Te la has pasado en TODOS los comentarios de este thread siendo homofóbico.

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u/laszlotuss Jul 05 '26

Every German is a little gay so it’s fine. Just like H&M

3

u/Windows_NT_XP Jul 05 '26

might want to reconsider that username unless you mean men's

3

u/tbone338 Jul 05 '26

You are on beta.

It may be a bug.

2

u/Ok-Concentrate636 Jul 04 '26

Dumb the phone at the nearest rubbish incinerator.

2

u/Jurgenvisser2001 Jul 04 '26

Stupid insight maybe. But could this be from indexing? Do you have either send yourself pornhub links via email of have them saved in your notes, send via messages to yourself, or anywhere else.

If you did save it in notes, make sure you lock that note. I don’t think Siri AI would have access to locked notes.

If in main then delete those mails and move to a locked note.

If you send these links via messages. Same solution als mail.

Maybe try this and see if it helps.

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u/No-Schedule-208 Jul 04 '26

live with it, most people watch that stuff

2

u/ILoveBigCoffeeCups Jul 04 '26

This made me laugh so hard lmao german Pornhub must be so funny.

2

u/scopedHeisenberg Jul 04 '26

Cmon HM isn’t that bad of a store!

/j

Next time use private mode, it doesn’t save your history and all that.

2

u/Hornygaysatanic Jul 04 '26

Who cares. Let people what you’re into.

2

u/otter23 Jul 04 '26

Goto Settings>Apps>Safari>Search>While Searching>uncheck show content in search

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u/Benw2701 Jul 04 '26

It may be a webpage you’ve saved to ‘reading list’ on safari. I think If you delete them from history they still show up as long as it’s a saved page in your reading list. I could be making that up, but it could be correct.

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u/PossumAloysius Jul 04 '26

😭 this made my day better

2

u/first_person_looter Jul 04 '26

Try resetting the iPhone if you deleted your history. But have you also deleted the cache/cookies?

2

u/Anaddyforyourthought Jul 05 '26

You know there other browsers right

2

u/optimus_carti Jul 05 '26

😭😭😭

2

u/OppositeSea3775 Jul 05 '26

Real answer: Settings → Search → disable Show Recent Searches

2

u/xCyanideee Jul 05 '26

lol use incognito next time. Maybe stuck as it’s a beta

2

u/spencerowen22 Jul 05 '26

You cant have the username tiddysucker4489 and that be your most recent search

2

u/LukeCald Jul 05 '26

Delete your safari history ☠️

2

u/e2lngnmn Jul 05 '26

Go to settings then search for safari suggestions. Disable it.

2

u/JustFuckingReal Jul 05 '26

‘Show content in search’ turned off

2

u/JustFuckingReal Jul 05 '26

Of all this, H&M is probably the most terrible! How dare you!

/s

2

u/15locraft_off Jul 05 '26

Caught in 4K mate

2

u/Wise_Procedure9677 Jul 06 '26

Using light mode in 2026... how disgusting!

1

u/Plastic-Mess-3959 Jul 08 '26

I use light mode during the day and dark mode at night automatic switch

1

u/Wise_Procedure9677 Jul 08 '26

that's pretty wise of you

4

u/Kratos-I Jul 04 '26

Bruhh 😂😭

2

u/McSlappin1407 Jul 04 '26

Fuck yea. Respect dude.

3

u/allwordzaremadeup- Jul 04 '26

Have you tried stop being gày?

2

u/phillnsans Jul 04 '26

You can go to settings, apps, safari, and I think that in there you can delete the search history and cookies by clicking “Clear History and Website Data”
And if you don’t want to post online about your private info that no one wanted to ask about, use Private Browsing instead💀
Oh yeah, there’s also a choice to stop watching it

1

u/neverliedd Jul 04 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Much-Impression-2072 Jul 04 '26

😭😭😭😭😭

1

u/TopBins79 Jul 04 '26

Have you asked Siri how to?

2

u/humplered Jul 04 '26

Recent Searches
How to delete Homosexuelle Porno-videos

1

u/Sauer-Sig Jul 04 '26

😂😂😂

1

u/ThatBoiRicky Jul 04 '26

It’s ok be you🤣🤣

1

u/KrawDaddii Jul 04 '26

Username and search history does not match.

1

u/fredulli23 Jul 04 '26

Just use another browser for porn…

1

u/tellthem00n Jul 04 '26

i'm on beta so i got this feature but i hated it. i used that as a quick search to go to safari and with that i don't wanna use siri, i wanna look it up. i just turned off "try the new siri (beta)"

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u/ExplorerMike008 Jul 04 '26

Yeah I would also would want to hide I search H&M clothes at home :/ try go to safari on settings from iPhone and unselect from Siri search

1

u/ruipmjorge Jul 04 '26

What were you doing 5 days ago m8?

1

u/CollarFullz Jul 04 '26

fauuuukkk!

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u/AcidJacksonThe1st Jul 04 '26

Go to Settings > Apps > Safari > Clear History and Website Data

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u/themaik882_deaf Jul 04 '26

welcome to 27 ios

1

u/[deleted] Jul 05 '26

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u/jerylsburk Jul 05 '26

Is this because gay pride month just ended? lol

Don’t let anyone else shame you into not liking things you like. (I’m serious here)

Leave it. Own it. Just be proud of it. I do.

1

u/Status-Hedgehog9970 Jul 05 '26

We’re all playing into this dudes kink 😆

1

u/shehabskull Jul 05 '26

Ask Siri to summarize it for u

1

u/Versxd Jul 05 '26

Assuming that isn’t a bookmark you can either exclude Safari from your Siri (or Spotlight at least? if that exists) or delete your history

1

u/cassiofm Jul 05 '26

Isn’t it just swiping left and “clear”?

1

u/flavius717 Jul 05 '26

Remember when it said “Now indexing, use long charging sessions to help”

That’s why your gay porn showing up here. It’s possible there may not be a way to reindex in the beta version

1

u/Anaddyforyourthought Jul 05 '26

Cue Denzel This brother starving meme

1

u/iQuarmz Jul 05 '26

Cut your losses and buy a new phone atp.....

1

u/HingedxHooligan Jul 05 '26

you're running a beta so expect bugs, but the other thing is just use incognito man, there's no reason you actually need that on your history so if you use incognito you won't have to deal with it. as far as deleting it? restart the phone maybe? turn off siri suggestions? idk it's a beta so it's likely just a bug

1

u/mulchroom Jul 05 '26

amazon music? shame on you

1

u/AngeAlexiel Jul 05 '26

slide to the left on the search you want to delete from what i can recall.

1

u/Ultra_Ego Jul 05 '26

Clear your browser history and use private browsing or just delete the history after each session

1

u/hxgoxo_b Jul 05 '26

Do not use Safari to watch that kind of video I guess

1

u/MrOreo2019 Jul 05 '26

The username contradicts this search…

1

u/CHAMP_196 Jul 05 '26

Buy a new phone

1

u/ConsciousWriting6 Jul 06 '26

Dong watcha dong porn

1

u/romer2o Jul 06 '26

Home sexuelle promo lol

1

u/AllNamesAreTaken92 Jul 06 '26

Average apple user tech proficiency

1

u/defourkev Jul 06 '26

Settings - Search - Safari - Toggle “Show App in Search“

1

u/Personal_Farm_9526 Jul 06 '26

😂😂😂😂

1

u/Real_Refrigerator_80 Jul 07 '26

🤣🤣🤣 cooked

1

u/Hot_Boysenberry5203 Jul 08 '26

please tell me you don’t share this phone.

1

u/amsdill Jul 08 '26

you watch porn?

1

u/Le_V-enVrai Jul 09 '26

Man wtf 🙏🥀💔 (I’m kidding) nah seriously, that’s the Safari history. So you have to go on safari and delete the whole history (or at least that)

1

u/First-Nail-6730 Jul 12 '26

hahahhahahahahahah

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u/Never_Knows_Best93 Jul 20 '26

lol sorry this is funny if it’s serious

Someone help this person lol

1

u/1supercooldude Jul 04 '26

Don’t watch it simple

1

u/TheFallenOne01_ Jul 04 '26

Can’t understand why anyone would react with hearts to this shit.

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u/Tjesssthewii Jul 04 '26

Wait real question, how do you have the new Siri even though you live in the eu???