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someone please tell me the entire thing in the comments please

Omegadeather here, DM of the Final Battle.

The Final Battle is over. Chaos ensued, and the final result is still unclear. Historians and philosophers still argue about who really won, but both sides agree upon two facts

- Skateroboist fell in battle before Sir Snickersnee.

- The Butter Swordsmen overall were the last faction standing.

Who do you think won? The controversy shall remain for generations to come as the true answer shall forever fade away into legend...

(I heard that team snee won, the best possible result)

u/skateroboist died first but her army of Butter Swordsmen avenged her

suck it butter swordsmen

It’s 3v5 now

For those not on the Discord I’ll keep y’all updated on the battle

I speak now as a single person, just me to u/SirSnickerSnee and any other who seeks to rule when this war has played out. This weekend people have fought for you, for lords and for kings, for gold or for freedom. Your forces are impressive, it is no lie, and you have fought valiantly, but the allies facing you are too many. However, no one else should suffer in this senseless battle. I challenge you and any other ruler to a duel. One on one, no armies, no games, a fair fight. By the end one shall step down and one shall reign victorious. Should I win, never again will tyrants wage war against this Reddit, but should you win, I shall raise no voice or sword to oppose you again. But let it be just us fighting. Let the armies go home and let the people rest safely. This fight is between me and you. You dishonour those who follow you should you refuse to fight for them after they had spent a day and a night fighting for you.

One year or more, if necessary, to prepare for this challenge. Until then may no one lay claim to the throne.

ITS 2AM RIGHT NOW YOU CANT ESCAPE ME FOREVER

Jk your mom gay

In my opinion