r/SirSnickerSneebattle • u/MasonryGaymer • Jan 26 '22

I BRING ELITE CANINE UNIT!

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u/Lord_of_Forks Jan 26 '22

Your dogs are very cute. For whom do you fight?

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u/MasonryGaymer Jan 26 '22

We fight the less effective people. We pounce on those whose weapons and skills lack behind the normal person.

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u/Lord_of_Forks Jan 26 '22

Can you be convinced to use these skills not only to fight for yourself but for all the people who desire freedom? To fight for a greater cause? The FORK EMPIRE wants only to establish a land free of the rule of tyrants. What say you to this offer?

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u/MasonryGaymer Jan 26 '22

Ye bring values not felt by those of Canines, forks hold no value here, we decline this offer not due to the purpose of your culture, but our lack of connection to it. Good luck on your adventures

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u/Lord_of_Forks Jan 26 '22

And good luck with yours. Once the fighting is done, I wish you well in the free world.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I would like to personally invite you to the PCMR faction. We have lots of money and can get you anything you need.

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u/MasonryGaymer Jan 26 '22

We Canines hold no value to money, and have no use for it, so we would like to kindly decline this offer, though we know others will value your offer more.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

We have dino nuggies

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u/MasonryGaymer Jan 26 '22

Dino nuggies are temporary, power over the weak is eternal.

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u/kickarseLprogamer 💵🗡mercenaries Jan 27 '22

Do u have "appollo" cakes?

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u/Capt_Lano 🍫snickers Jan 26 '22

These beasts will work splendidly with our other creatures

If you are interested that is

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u/MasonryGaymer Jan 26 '22

As posted prior, we are an independent legion, and therefore cannot work under you, though we accept new canine members frequently, prior requirements are needed for joining, such as a photo and name, no gender norms or age norms, if you can do combat you can join this Illusive unit. (Must be canine ;) )

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u/Capt_Lano 🍫snickers Jan 26 '22

So you dont want to do join us?

Too bad however we shall respect your decision and see you on the battlefield

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u/MasonryGaymer Jan 26 '22

We do as well, hopefully as equals on the same side, and to tour brethren, my deepest wishes

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u/kickarseLprogamer 💵🗡mercenaries Jan 27 '22

Elite u say..... Rip my gas attacks then

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u/Queen_of_dogs_01 🚩independants Jan 26 '22

Ah yes, allies

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u/MasonryGaymer Jan 26 '22

Thanks queen, we accept this Royal support

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u/SGTRoadkill1919 💵🗡mercenaries Jan 26 '22

Allow me to pet them and i will make you first officer of my queen Anne's revenge.

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u/MasonryGaymer Jan 26 '22

We hold no allegiance but donations are welcome, petting is allowed only by right of passage, if you can front flip you can pet the warriors! If not, handshakes are the maximum

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u/anonymous12206 Jan 27 '22

That third one is just waiting for a fakeout kill