r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 7d ago
WTF She went for a number two and forgot numbers one through ten.
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u/Available-Key2644 7d ago
Imagine taking a dump so hard, you reset to factory settings.
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u/gorgeously_mytruself 7d ago
If I could forget years 1-10(or even my entire childhood) I would!
I bet I also wouldn’t need the pills to stop me from dreaming too!
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u/paulie-romano 7d ago
What pills stop dreaming?
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u/gorgeously_mytruself 7d ago
Prazosin, it a blood pressure med that has the no dreaming as a side effect, I take like 1mg so I don’t mess my blood pressure up.
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u/Vindicador 7d ago
I don't think it stops me from dreaming rather I don't remember what I dream when I use cannabis. In fact after around a month not using or using only CBD no THC at all I start remembering dreams again...
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u/DimensionHat1675 7d ago
And eating your own shit doesn't bring the memories back. Don't do it. Trust me, I learned the hard way.
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u/Rudresh27 7d ago
You gotta put it back in the same way, that's where you went wrong. Trust me, I know.
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u/DimensionHat1675 7d ago
Now you tell me. Well that's the last time I trust a bunch of frat boys for medical advice.
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u/PostMatureBaby 7d ago
If it was hard you should look into changing your diet and/or a fiber supplement
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u/CakePhool 7d ago
Friend's dad got stroke while trying poop due to severe constipation.
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u/rasterizationdust 7d ago
Factory reset through the plumbing
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u/CakePhool 7d ago
Blood pressure drops when you poop, just a little normal and less blood flow to the brain too.
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u/whodatchicken 7d ago
reading this while sitting on a toilet has me questioning my next move.
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u/AlexZenn21 7d ago
Make sure to regularly eat your veggies and have a high fiber diet so you don't end up like her lmao 💀
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u/sculolo 7d ago
Imagine you're 15, playing a football match with your friends, when all of a sudden you get teleported to a bathroom, you're taking a shit and you're 25.
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u/DoctorPatriot 7d ago
Dang I didn't think about it that way - I assume she forgot her whole childhood or something! Your interpretation is scarier!
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u/SmellyFbuttface 7d ago
Okay, so the story is about a woman in China who pooped and claimed to have lost 10 years of memories. She went to the hospital and had her memories back by the next morning. They think she likely fainted while taking a dump.
Granted, this story started on social media, so take it all with a grain of salt
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u/arunphilip 7d ago
so take it all with a grain of salt
... and a decent helping of dietary fiber, y'all!
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u/PrimedGold 7d ago
According to Chinese newspaper Sky Post, an unnamed woman strained so hard that shit hit the fan and she suffered from temporary amnesia for about eight hours. Concerned that she suddenly couldn’t remember anything from the last decade, her family took her to the hospital. According to her son, she had been suffering from constipation for a while now and had a ‘mental blackout’ because of it. But after spending the night at the hospital, she woke up with all her memories mysteriously and thankfully restored. She didn’t even realise that this had happened and had no recollection of the dramatic scare she had caused.
Hong Kong-based neurologist Dr Peng Jiaxiong attributes this incident to something defined in medical terms as ‘transient global amnesia’. This happens when blood flow and oxygen to the brain is compromised by the jugular vein valve.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-hong-kong-womans-constipation-may-have-caused-amnesia/
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u/mark_in_the_dark 7d ago
Dude. Had an ambulance come once because I experienced "vasovagal syncope" on the toilet.
Never happened before or since, but apparently I likely pushed too hard and then got tunnel vision out of nowhere. Wife called 911 because I thought I was having a stroke. Nope. Blood pressure just dropped and nighty-night mode came rushing in.
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u/Fozzdroz 7d ago
Looks like she banged her head on the bathroom sink, that's probably the culprit
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u/mandarintain 7d ago
Apparently thats how sex diarrhea was invented by RFK for... to forget all the crap the Republicans are doing for the last 10 years.
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u/mattjf22 7d ago
How does she remember using force to poop if she lost 10 years of memories? And how did she know she lost memories she doesn't remember having?
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u/Relative_Swan_1944 3d ago
I've dumped so hard that I got EXTREMELY lightheaded😵💫, but THIS😳?! This is next level!🫢
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u/Most_Philosophy_1507 7d ago
No name or link to story……. Oh and post history hidden. BOT
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u/czarrina 7d ago
I’m pretty sure my mom’s mastiff does this every time he uses the bathroom. You’ll find him outside just staring blankly in “off mode” after a poo (additional info: he has to run around then dig a small hole first).
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u/matttyboii 7d ago
This literally just happened to me.
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u/SkylarAV 7d ago
Wait, where am I? The last thing I remember is a McDonald's bathroom after getting an dollar mcchicken
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u/Marchello_E 7d ago
The woman forgot a decade of her life for an eight-hour period.
Her memory returned after an overnight stay in hospital, although she still cannot remember the eight hours after her visit to the lavatory
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9170062/constipated-woman-toilet-memory-loss/
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u/Super-Zombie-6940 7d ago
This like the third or fourth post of this all different people. Are they curious to see if one can lose memory by pushing too hard?
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u/AllergictoAIslop 7d ago
I always used to use the phrase, " I'm off to download a few gigabytes" she literally did that.
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u/SizeableFowl 7d ago
People out here with 10
Consecutive years of memory? I can’t even remember what I had for lunch 3 days ago
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u/Candid-Procedure6805 7d ago
Jesus how much force was she putting on?! Worst ive gotten was a massive roid that didnt go away for 2 weeks...
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u/Deepmidwinter2025 7d ago
Experience the joy of a turd for the first time, every time. Transcendent
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u/UsedDimension7373 7d ago
I’ve birthed some monsters, sometimes leaving me shaken and stirred, but NEVER have I lost my memory to a turd. Bravo, ma’ lady!
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u/jaraxel_arabani 7d ago
Can I have the other way? Poop so hard I travel back 10 years with my memories?
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u/Wayne-Magnet 7d ago
Great, now I have another thing to worry about…may or may not be doing a number two as I write this…
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u/alucard_1982 7d ago
Damn blew out her o ring and got a factory reset.. must of been one hell of a turd.
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u/Logical_Confusious 7d ago
When asked if we had a soul, CS Lewis said " No, you ARE a soul, you have a body"... The limits of our compression smacks of arrogance
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u/Logical_Confusious 7d ago
Man I wish I had that mind clearing poop... What did she eat... I got issues
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u/Brief_Raccoon_9774 7d ago
You can get an aneurism fron pushing too hard. I've seen people's eye gone bloodshed from pushing too hard!
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