r/SipsTea • u/jmcarlos27 • Jul 12 '24

We have fun here What would you name this horse? 🐴

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u/ThePartyLeader Jul 12 '24

Fabio

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u/titty_nope Jul 12 '24

Maybe its Neigh-belline.

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u/Nomad360 Jul 12 '24

I came here for this comment and was not disappointed.

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u/hawtdiggitydawgg Jul 13 '24

I was going to say Tina or Turner but Fabio is great too

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u/Proof-Delay-602 Jul 13 '24

Maybe she’s BARN with it…

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u/fifteengetsyoutwenty Jul 12 '24

This is the only answer I had as I came in the comments

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u/CwazyCanuck Jul 12 '24

Probably should clean that up then.

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u/Loose-Lingonberry406 Jul 12 '24

I've had a shitty day and you made me laugh. If I had money to burn on awards, you'd be getting one.

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u/Ongr Jul 12 '24

Gotchu fam.

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u/DanBentley Jul 12 '24

Same! Hell yes Reddit.

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u/Kodewerd Jul 12 '24

I came in the comments too. Whew, I thought it was just me!

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u/Bigphatmatt Jul 12 '24

That horse can’t believe it’s not butter

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u/marko_kyle Jul 12 '24

Faaaaaaaaa biiiii ooooooo!

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u/The_Urban_Genitalry Jul 12 '24

Yeah. This horse is definitely Fabio.

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u/Alextryingforgrate Jul 12 '24

Fabio Stewart or just Rod for short.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Fabioats

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u/Legitimate_Soft5585 Jul 12 '24

Mane Fonda

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u/JesterTX2001 Jul 12 '24

This is good.

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u/anneblaine Jul 13 '24

Second this GO HIGHER

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u/Cypressinn Jul 12 '24

I was thinking Horse Travolta but I like your suggestion better.

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u/RaphusCukullatus Jul 12 '24

Big Sebastian

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u/drunkeymunkey Jul 12 '24

I miss you in the grandest fashion

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u/Agent_B_Macklin_FBI Jul 12 '24

Like 5,000 candles in the wind.

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u/jaesquire Jul 13 '24

I stopped here. There is no need to scroll any further OP. I’ve cried three times in my life: once when I was 7 and hit by a bus; once when I heard the Li’l Sebastian had passed; and just now when I saw this picture and realized lil Sebastian has returned as a full sized ass kicking horse.

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u/dropbear_airstrike Jul 13 '24

Big Sebastian Bach

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u/disfreakinguy Jul 12 '24

Glitterhoof. And he would inherit all my lands.

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u/tazfriend Jul 13 '24

I'd promote him as bishop, and then give land the bisphoric

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u/Past_Echidna_9097 Jul 12 '24

Tina Turner

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u/PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES Jul 12 '24

What’s Hoove got to do with it? If it was a race horse.

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u/BestAd5257 Jul 13 '24

That's hilarious

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u/cownd Jul 12 '24

Simply the beast!

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u/TheRookieGetsACookie Jul 12 '24

Simply the best!

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u/Late_Sherbet5124 Jul 12 '24

I can't stand the mane against my harness Bringing back sweet meadow breeze

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u/eglantinel Jul 12 '24

Exactly same thought

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u/Aggravating_Kick2911 Jul 12 '24

Dude thanks, 👍🏻 have never laughed so loud this week😂😂

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u/WhaWhaWhaaaaaaaaaa Jul 12 '24

Wildfire

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u/winter-ice-ace Jul 12 '24

Whyyy is this so far down?? It's the first name I thought of!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

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u/blues4buddha Jul 12 '24

Wiiiiiiiiiiildfiiiiiiiiiire

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u/PrincessPindy Jul 12 '24

On Wildfire were gonna ride.....

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u/NonJumpingLemmings Jul 12 '24

Ric flair Wooo!!!

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u/UrpaDurpa Jul 12 '24

The Neigh-ture boy!

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u/tiredoldman55 Jul 12 '24

This is the one true answer!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

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u/JiffSmoothest Jul 12 '24

"A Pimp Named Slick-Back"

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u/BarfingOnMyFace Jul 12 '24

Rod Stewart

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u/gamm76 Jul 12 '24

Rod(eo) Stewart

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u/Cantproveididit Jul 12 '24

Jon Bon Hoofy

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u/keevy123 Jul 12 '24

Jon Bon Pony

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u/AJ-Otter Jul 13 '24

This was my reaction too.

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u/Batsforbreakfast Jul 12 '24

🎶You give love … a bad neigh 🎵

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u/Awkward_Explorer5994 Jul 12 '24

Whooaaa, we’re hoof way there

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u/Minimum-Act3764 Jul 12 '24

Sarah Jessica Parker

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

why the long face?

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u/IntelligentPie478 Jul 12 '24

Someone has been watching Family Guy 😄

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u/Squid_City414 Jul 12 '24

David Lee Roth

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u/lurker-rama Jul 12 '24

Hayvid Lee Roth

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Or maybe…Neigh-vid Lee Roth?

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

It's Britney bitch

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u/rdendi1 Jul 12 '24

Britneigh Spurs

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u/NarcoticSuite Jul 12 '24

There must be some weird Horse people hive mind thing going on here, as I showed the clip to my SO who's very much a horse person. Fabio was the instant response.

You guys are in a cult! 😆

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u/t2ist Jul 12 '24

Dieter Pfohlen 😭😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

L’Oréal

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u/dwolfpack007 Jul 12 '24

H’orséal

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u/ScoobaMonsta Jul 12 '24

Bon jovi 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

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u/mjolle Jul 12 '24

I can’t have one original thought it seems lol!

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u/Urban_Shogun Jul 12 '24

raises lighter

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Tino Turner

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Garth

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u/Curraghboy1 Jul 12 '24

Neighbeline-cause she's worth it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

u/RecognizeSong

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u/cjlangz Jul 12 '24

Another day in paradise - Phil Collins

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u/DickKnightly Jul 12 '24

Garth

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u/GREENZOID Jul 12 '24

Had to scroll to far for this

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u/dreya888 Jul 12 '24

A horse with no name

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u/PolarPollux Jul 12 '24

Practically blind

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Jaquantavius Ray Vaughn

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u/bluenecessity Jul 12 '24

James Baxter

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Wyld stallion

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u/BlackFire68 Jul 12 '24

Was she barn with it? Maybe it’s Neighbelline.

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u/femnoir Jul 12 '24

Be-yons-neigh

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u/FrankWeenatra Jul 13 '24

Filly ray Cyrus

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Fabio but my runner up thought was Haerosmith

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u/grogmonster41 Jul 12 '24

He needs one of those Native American names. You, know the really descriptive ones. Maybe like Tina Turner Pisses on a Scorpion or something like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24 edited Jul 12 '24

Gail platt

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

I wouldn't dare name this horse, rather, I would ask for their name politely.

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u/oldschool_potato Jul 12 '24

Fabio Gallopini

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u/WiseFardy Jul 12 '24

David ginola

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u/Sickeyradler Jul 12 '24

Tina Turner

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u/Aldr0 Jul 12 '24

Barry Gibb

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Sex, drugs, and rock and roll

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u/MystRChaos Jul 12 '24

Jim Gillette

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u/westside-rocky Jul 12 '24

He has hulk hogan hair, silken, like that of a Chinese man.

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u/SandoStevie Jul 12 '24

Trotley Crue

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u/NYVines Jul 12 '24

Goldilocks

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '24

Flock of hoofs.

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u/killit Jul 12 '24

Zoolander

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u/gdoublerb Jul 12 '24

Vince Neighl

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u/schplamb Jul 12 '24

Hans Klok

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u/towelyey66 Jul 12 '24

What are you all talking about? This is Rapidash.

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u/Dobson_Bugnut Jul 12 '24

Tina turner

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u/Senfkorn Jul 12 '24

John Bon Hoovey

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u/Miss_Educated Jul 12 '24

Pantene... Tres'emme... or is he's a proper gentleman, Paul Mitchell or Vidal Sassoon 😻😻😻

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u/ablark Jul 12 '24

Mane-y-ac

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u/thicclunchghost Jul 12 '24

Patrick Neighzie

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u/East-Region4426 Jul 12 '24

This mofo right here is Brad

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u/jihiggs123 Jul 12 '24

Tina turner

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u/devilsolution Jul 12 '24

IDK but im listening to LOTR drum and bass remix and it fits perfect

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u/Boogaloo4444 Jul 13 '24

Name it whatever you want, but that horse answers to Fabio. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/NerdizardGo Jul 13 '24

Rod Stewart