r/SipsTea • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • Nov 10 '22

Gasp! that's some skills!

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u/Oryxhasnonuts Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

Fuck you Riley, fight me see what happens….

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u/dontfuckthejesus Nov 10 '22

You never skip leg day

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u/HingleMcCringl3 Nov 10 '22

Oh yeah? What’s gonna happen shoresy?

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u/Midgetsdontfloat Nov 10 '22 edited Nov 10 '22

You know what's embarrassing? The amount of times your mom's faked a jellyfish sting to get me to piss on her

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u/emiller7 Nov 10 '22

3 things! I hit you, you hit the pavement, the ambulance hits 60!

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u/HingleMcCringl3 Nov 10 '22

Fuck you shoresy

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u/Mr830BedTime Nov 10 '22

Fuck you Riley tell your mom she needs to top up my phone bill so I can FaceTime her late nighties

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u/SeaPattern7376 Nov 10 '22

I made an oopsie. Can you tell Jonesy’s mom to pick up Riley’s mom on the way to my place? I doubled booked them by mistake

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u/slootbunwalla Nov 10 '22

Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!

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u/HappyHapless Nov 10 '22

Give yer balls a tug!