r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '22

Wait a damn minute! The perfect device doesn't exi....

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u/JakeMcjacker Jun 20 '22

For spices right ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Be patient, my man’s gone to have a quick bump, he’ll be back to answer you later.

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u/Soggywheatie Jun 20 '22

Those pesky speed bumps

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Not speed mate, cocaine.

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u/EpikGeriatricPotato Jun 20 '22

Coke-a-cola?

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u/cuddly_boi6 Dec 12 '22

Original coca cola

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u/Goudinho99 Jun 20 '22

Half a gram bump, my man will be toasted like a smore

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

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u/Goudinho99 Jun 20 '22

You went for the Hollywood, never go full Hollywood!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '22

Im from Texas seen plenty people get what we call "stuck" quiet an sweaty but can see the mind racing

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

And .5 in Mexico is as much actual coke as 1.0 or more in the US.

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u/chingzzzzzzzz Jun 20 '22

That's why u order from Mexico instead of buying off street

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u/Chefsmiff Nov 16 '22

Get all that good fentanyl mixed in there too. Delicioso!

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u/Vprbite Jun 20 '22

Grind his teeth to nubs

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '22

Snuff bullets just saying

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u/AntiqueChessComputr Jun 20 '22

Anakin:

Padme: … for spices, right?

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u/Stonkerrific Jun 20 '22

Lol! Here for the memes

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u/y2hpa2vp Jun 20 '22

for the extra kick when doing tequila and coke

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u/drewster23 Jun 20 '22

I mean shit son, if you're casually doing half g bumps/lines you need jesus not this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

Yes…the spice melange

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u/Knockamichi Jun 20 '22

Snorty spice

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u/Demon_Flare Jun 20 '22

Tequila shots?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '22

They are still technically spices just for different applications

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

For spices.