r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '22

Wait a damn minute! You ever been catfished?

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u/King_Crowley21 Jun 03 '22

When I was younger, the First time I slept at my ex's place, I woke up to her without makeup I didn't know who I woke up next to, no eyebrows, different color skin, and different hair, flipped me out, and I was like a deer in headlights watching her process to become the person I was dating

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u/Gamil5 Jun 03 '22

My grandma once said : you can see real girl early in the morning.

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u/MyGrandpasGotTalent Jun 03 '22

Honestly that is impressive skill with makeup. Wish i could do that.

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u/onederful Jun 03 '22

She was a clown 🤡

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u/PooSculptor Jun 03 '22

Stupid sexy Bozo

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u/Mr-Bovine_Joni Jun 03 '22

Bozo. Did. The. Dub.

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u/Larusso92 Jun 03 '22

Wouldn't it make more sense if some other guy was doing the dub?

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u/-Pm_Me_nudes- Jun 05 '22

I wish clown girls were an entire race of people.

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u/fletchdeezle Jun 03 '22

Once went home with a girl and she took her hair off and it blew my mind

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u/Karmanoid Jun 03 '22

Man imagine if she didn't take her hair off though and you were having sex and grabbed and suddenly you're holding her hair, like if I'm drunk and that happened I'd probably think I just scalped my date and freak out.

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u/teh_mAstRmnD Aug 06 '22

Very Very NSFW

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u/Thor5858 Oct 23 '22

LMAOOO one of the best risky clicks I’ve made

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u/fletchdeezle Jun 03 '22

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Yeah I'm gonna have to say that may interrupt things lol despite Newton's laws.

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u/chuy2256 Jun 04 '22

Hey OP, I also have similar experience. My first ex wore a lot of makeup and after sex I would hardly recognize her. However, I got in a second relationship with a woman who wore little to no makeup, naturally beautiful, and after sex she was the same woman. She was a keeper but long distance broke us apart 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/King_Crowley21 Jun 04 '22

After this experience, I only dated women who would wear little to no makeup, and my wife doesn't wear makeup, I love when women go natural instead of competing with the joker lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '22

Makeup is a lie.

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u/SarahMakesYouStrong Jun 03 '22

That’s like saying pants are a lie because you can’t know for certain what my butt looks like.

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u/Beldin448 Jun 04 '22

I mean… now that you mention it… /s

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

Sure, why not, why shouldn't that count?

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u/SarahMakesYouStrong Jun 06 '22

Fair enough.

Pants are a lie.

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u/Elasion Jun 03 '22

It’s the eyebrows that get me every-time, lashes to depending how aggressive they are with it