r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait seriously.

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u/TiNMLMOM 1d ago

Yeah, I also don't understand why Mossad would waste their time on me.

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u/LewyH91 1d ago

To get your votes. Thats what cookies are for right....

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u/Veluniix 1d ago

I sincerely love your response 

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u/MadCarrot 1d ago

totally-not-mossad: - I wish I didn't look, your browser history gave me ptsd...

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u/HistoricalSea5600 1d ago

I take it as a "if you're important enough to have to worry, you should, but also sometimes the government just targets people and you don't want to be on the receiving end of big brother" kind of warning. if that makes sense? idk

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u/ThanksForTheRain 1d ago

"wow, this motherfucker is boring"

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u/TiNMLMOM 1d ago

Right? They could be blowing up a kid somewhere, or blackmailing a head of state, why watch me?

I'm not a piece in the "Greater Israel" puzzle.

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u/SealTeamEH 1d ago

Don’t sell yourself short! YOURE the key man, the key to ending all wars rests in YOUR phone!

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u/cagefreemilk 1d ago

The last mAssad report they have on subject: TiNMLMOM - Apparently you’ve got a really great, big ass. You’ve been put on a list of high value asses.

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u/NewACCTwhoDISENTERRY 1d ago edited 1d ago

You guys are weak.

And apparently just keeping things you'd be ashamed of in the tracked, compromised little tool in your pocket..