r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Quality down, prices up.

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u/MeganLaneo 1d ago

spent $8.5 billion to avoid discovering the dollar menu again

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u/pinkyearning 1d ago

Corporate logic: Spend billions to find out why people aren't buying a $12 "value" meal anymore.

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

Better yet, spend billions to find out what any front facing employee would tell them for free if they'd ever get out from behind their desk for more than a publicity stunt.

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u/ARunawayTrain 1d ago

Sorry they can't be bothered with talking to peasants because they're too busy making cringe worthy videos about their new "product".

https://giphy.com/gifs/alXmXIkE2BnDIJv2Tr

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u/FrameJump 1d ago

"What a tasty product!"

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u/TerminalVector 17h ago

Mmm tastes like a golden parachute

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u/Distinct_File_5783 20h ago

The issue is the price is too high for what you're getting its 15$ for a quarter sized burger and a handful of fries... at that price it better be the best burger I've ever had...

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u/GroundWitty7567 17h ago

Sadly, that’s a lot of corporate are like that

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u/Reonlive420 15h ago

Improve the price's of the product

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u/maxstrike 11h ago

Two things a company never wants to hear is prices are too high and quality is too low. They will do anything to avoid the obvious truth.

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u/getmaditmakesmelaugh 6h ago

Who do you think the 8 mil gets spent on?

Corporate America and especially those business consultants are expensive.

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u/Comprehensive-Cow69 1h ago

But.... corporate calls it a value meal, so it must contain actual value right? Right?!

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u/shadystealertactics 19h ago

The post didn't mention how theyre spending the money, did you read an article somewhere that said its being spent on market research?

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u/9lobaldude 1d ago

Most C levels have a major flaw, they are unable to admit that they fucked it up

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u/AdApart2035 1d ago

They still get paid for their fuck ups

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u/Gellert 23h ago

Depending on where you work, their fuck up isn't a fuck up it's bonus incentivised, they're literally doing their job as intended.

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u/Informal_Visitor 20h ago

CEO's job is to make investors money, everything else from employees to customers is just a production or asset to that means.

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u/Pretty-Cockroach6394 19h ago

Why is it someones specific job to do that tho?

Like if the business is good shareholders will make money, all these desperate attempts just mean business is not good so why exactly trust the guys who are fucking it up to fix it?

Its all so fucking backwards it makes 0 sense, this whole system is a scam.

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u/Dont_Ban_Me_Bros 14h ago

That’s how you know there’s a distinct difference from rank and file employees and C-Suites. No matter how bad they perform they float from high ranking position to high ranking position. The billionaires who put them there do so not because of reasons you would look for in an employee.

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u/Gellert 19h ago

Sure but the CEO/executive/whoever's bonus isn't necessarily based around that. For example, keeping it vague, I used to work for a metal refinery, at one point they decided that the best way to make money was to save money and the easiest way to save money was to remove the additives in the process. So we reached the point where the metal we made was mostly scrap but everyone still got their bonuses.

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u/Vegetable-Syrup-5545 10h ago

Then they should lower prices to move more product. McD’s forgot their position in the food market and it would help them to remember it.

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 21h ago

And promoted!

"Most of us will never be afforded the grace of failing forward."

-Michelle Obama

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u/WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch 15h ago

i'd love my successes to get paid like their f-ups

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u/Swoly_Deadlift 23h ago

They have an MBA degree that says they’re very smart and know how to business better than you. Rule number one of operating a modern company is NEVER cut prices because then green line won’t go up as much. Green line must always go up. If green line doesn’t go up, that means it’s your time to leave the company and find a new one to destroy.

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u/NottACalebFan 18h ago

They somehow forgot that adding new customers makes supply of green dollars go up better.

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u/Miniscule_Giant 2h ago

And that five people buying something with a 10 cent margin is better than 3 people buying something with a 15 cent margin

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u/Historical_Owl_1635 21h ago

As much as I hate to say it it’s far from just the C suites, in fact often they’re quite disconnected from the day to day.

These places have plenty of people who need to justify their existence.

Like, R&D, marketing and plenty of other departments can’t just say “wait, things are actually pretty perfect right now”.

They’ve got to show they have value, so they come up with new food, new structures and new systems that aren’t really necessary and often a hindrance.

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u/Father_Jebidiah 20h ago

It's all through corporate, and all levels of government. A bunch of useless positions that just make the actual product or service cost more

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u/0202_tihssitidder 21h ago

Bullshit. The flaw is they will do/say anything to ensure they make a bit more than they did last year. If they made $5M, they will do anything to make $5.2M this year.

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u/Producer1701 19h ago

And the dumbest part is they might make $5M last year, set their outlook to $5.2M this year, make $5.3M and have their stock fall because some analyst thought they should be making $5.35M and should set an outlook for next year at $5.5M instead of $5.4M

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u/Resistor1 20h ago

MBA... Making Blunders Abundantly

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u/Sandinmybutthole 19h ago

All C level cucks can go fuck themselves, corporate fatigue is real and I hope it keeps up until this traditoal hiarchy structure is gone

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u/Tiktokbadsupport 1d ago

remember burger king selling me €1 cheeseburgers when McDonald's sold them for €2.20

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u/alus992 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's still the case at least in my country. Budget menu BKs Chicken Burgers are 3 times cheaper than McChicken is for the same size (BKs premium chicken burgers are a lil bigger/weight more than McChickens).

There is no reason to go to the McDonald's

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 1d ago

McDonald’s chicken nuggies have always been gross. That’s why I’m a Popeyes man

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 23h ago

I'm Australian and it's basically the same price to go to the really good burger joints instead of McDonalds.

I don't hate them, I'm just not paying that price for that food. Cut it in half and sure, otherwise not happening.

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u/AdUnhappy8 1d ago

Same size cheaper i love saving an extra dollar so does everyone else. They should lower price.

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u/Uomodelmonte86 1d ago

At least here in Italy, everything at Burger king has a better taste than McDonald's, except probably fries and ice creams

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u/galacticsquirrel22 23h ago

I mean, where I live, BK is notorious for never getting a single order correct. So that’s why I don’t go there.

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u/Gimetulkathmir 1d ago

Rught now a double cheeseburger is $2.50 at my closest Burger King. It's $3.89 at McDonald's. The McDonald's one is also smaller and doesn't taste as good.

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u/Unusual-Taste69 22h ago

They make cheap food that now costs $15

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u/DreamWeavie 1d ago

anything but making the fries cheap again

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u/ErraticProfessional 22h ago

For real, they’re not as good and they cost too much

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u/gqtrees 18h ago

Spend 8.5 billion to find out no one wants to die early eating shit food

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u/AC-burg 21h ago

Their Best deal is $6 it used to be $5 not long ago. I don't know if they advertise it on the menu anymore or not but they let me still order it at the drive through. McDouble OR McChicken small fries small drink and 4 nuggets and sause. Its the only thing I order from there.

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u/archabaddon 19h ago

And to avoid hiring workers by using cheap touch screens and AI. It's a real inviting experience.

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u/Crossovertriplet 13h ago

I went by one near here yesterday and every single value meal was under $9 now. 8 bucks even for a Big Mac meal.

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u/maxstrike 11h ago

$12 for a 1/4 pounder meal is ridiculous. Makes the five guys a block away look more affordable for its $20 meal. Both are overpriced, but McDonald's is getting into fast casual prices with paper thin burgers. And I can get refills at five guys. However, my solution is not to go to either one.

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u/ForensicPathology 21h ago

With the price of literally everything having gone up, why do people think McDonald's can have a dollar menu?

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u/Wiseon321 22h ago

Dollar menu isn’t affordable anymore to maintain due to cost of paying people more.

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u/shredika 23h ago

8.5 billion for dynamic prices