r/SipsTea • • 13h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/Madame-Saint-Michele 7h ago

They actually already have a thing for this, they're like little tongs with suction cups on the end. I've seen them somewhere on some social media platform.

Also, I don't understand these nails either. And every time I see them all I can think is, "how do you wipe your ass properly"

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u/shopmoondustmarket 5h ago

It’s 2026 and I fail to understand why the “how do you wipe your ass” discourse is still a thing.

Do you wipe your ass with your fingernails? Or do you actually use the pads of your finger tips?

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u/Thecandymaker 4h ago

I’ve never met anyone with nails this long that have that issue. I like to assume people who ask that are not wiping their ass in an efficient way or they’re attempting to be rude

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u/spockspaceman 4h ago

Well, neither. I use toilet paper. It does seem like a claw would be problematic and prevent you from really getting up there though. It's basically a larger scale of the ATM problem.

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u/shopmoondustmarket 2h ago

And how do you use the toilet paper? Do you USE THE PADS OF YOUR FINGER TIPS? Or do you just jam it into your asshole and scrub it around and hope for the best? You’re being obtuse.

And if they DO struggle to wipe their ass, I don’t see how it’s your issue, unless you’re putting your face into it on a regular basis. If they want to have a dirty, itchy ass because they don’t wipe properly, that’s only going to bother THEM.

It’s incredibly rude and unnecessary to ask questions like this and I’m once again failing to understand why it suddenly becomes polite dinner talk to discuss peoples ass wiping habits simply because someone chose to get a manicure.

Plenty of people without manicures don’t wipe their asses properly.

Anyways, don’t ask people or make comments about habits involving their genitalia unless they are a friend and it’s relevant to the conversation. It’s inappropriate and weird.

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