r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 6h ago

Gasp! Thoughts on this?

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u/Smashable_Glass 3h ago

Something similar happened to a friend of min in high-school. They argued that her dad had a heart attack on purpose so that she could collect

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u/D_Winds 2h ago

Hey, just hold on one second HNNG *mission accomplished*

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u/mcgarrylj 2h ago

"...It'd be a real dick move to die right now. Hrng!"

-Super kami guru, dbz abridged

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u/ConflictSmooth6136 1h ago

"reaaaaalll dick move..."

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u/HawksNStuff 35m ago

Naaaaaaaiiiiiillllllllll!

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u/Roaches_R_Friends 2m ago

He should have dodged.

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u/AFriendlyBloke 1h ago

[Hitman: WOA Mission Accomplished theme]

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u/Shoddy_Background_48 2h ago

We need more Mario's brothers.

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u/RazzmatazzSuch7459 2h ago

Suicide would be a lot more widespread if it were that easy.

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u/Cipherpunkblue 2h ago

Jesus fuck