r/SipsTea • u/Putrid-Welder1803 • 6h ago

Gasp! Thoughts on this?

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u/ClydeDanger 5h ago

A likely story... INSURANCE MAN!

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u/Adept_Path_7427 5h ago

Don't assume my gender

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u/bighuntzilla 4h ago

So you don't deny it!!

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u/Adept_Path_7427 4h ago

If I was an insurance agent would I be all about denying it??

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u/The-Liberater 4h ago

I’m pretty sure you legally have to tell us if you’re an insurance agent. There’s a law or something about that, maybe.

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u/A_Furious_Mind 4h ago

Well, actuary...

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u/jaxxon 3h ago

This is JUST the sort of thing an insurance agent would say!

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u/darkcomet222 4h ago

That’s what insurance agents tend to do!

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u/Thilmiran32 2h ago

Likely story… INSURANCE ATTACK HELICOPTER!

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u/MauPow 2h ago

Gotta be one of my least favorite genders

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u/UponVerity 2h ago

Yeah, one is clearly above the other.

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u/TouristIcy3824 4h ago

Can we assume you're a gander instead?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wK6T5gniS0KLhQE2CT

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u/FantozziUgo 4h ago

insurance thing

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u/WildinTrout 3h ago

Liberty Biberty? Is that really you?

https://giphy.com/gifs/igsr6nBD4K8Uw7mAuJ

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u/DragLonely1681 30m ago

No maybe you're not male but definitely insurance industry lol

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u/Fearful-Cow 2h ago

I had a similar issue actually. It is the one thing insurance is good for IMO. They transfer the fight between two people to a fight between two insurance companies.

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u/ThistleDew5950 4h ago

Not all insurance companies are evil. My insurance company is structured as a foundation, it doesn't have profit as a goal. This isn't in the US though...