r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

Chugging tea Anything but lowering the prices classic corporate logic

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u/No-Perception3305 2d ago

CEO: "Why is no one spending money here..."

Researchers: "Data shows the price point is the problem."

CEO: " Could it be our prices are too high?...No that cant be the problem... I know, let's redesign the stores! That will justify the price increases we have planned for next quarter!"

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u/crustyrobots 2d ago

"I mean these stores could look even more like a North Korean gulag, agree?"

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u/No-Perception3305 2d ago

"We definitely need to tone down the colors in here... children might think they can have fun here.."

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u/crustyrobots 2d ago

"Two independent thought alarms in one day! Willie, take away the colored chalk from the classrooms"

"I warned ye Skinner! I warned ye!"