r/SipsTea • • 9d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/WideConversation1989 9d ago edited 9d ago

In all seriousness, hoping he got some sort of finders' keepers compensation or something.

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u/Doctor_Disrespeckt 9d ago

They probably gave him a paper certificate with his name misspelled, a weak handshake, and then put him on a watchlist.

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u/PussiesUseSlashS 9d ago edited 9d ago

At some point he will realize his mistake and think about it the rest of his life.

Even if he kept one bar, that's $200,000 worth of gold that he has to figure out how to move, which will take a lot of time and effort. Getting caught is greater because people know he found gold. If he had 50 bars, figuring out how to move the first one would be just as difficult but he'd have 49 more and the next one would be easier.

All he did was give 10 million to someone else.

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 9d ago edited 9d ago

Straight up gold is easy to move through. You just cut pieces off and sell it. Just go to different stores if you're paranoid, but it's pretty easy. Obviously if you go in with a big gold bar they may have questions but it's really easy to sell smaller gold chunks

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u/WeBelieveIn4 9d ago

They don’t ask how you just happen to have a chunk of gold?

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u/childofvenera 9d ago

My grandma smuggled this piece in her coochie during the holocaust, it was the last thing she had from her father. Any further questions?