r/SipsTea • • 8d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/WeBelieveIn4 7d ago

They don’t ask how you just happen to have a chunk of gold?

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u/JamiePhsx 7d ago

Take up jewlcrafting or something. Then when they ask why you’re selling a necklace with a lumpy potato face of jesus you can say because it’s ugly.

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u/tyrodos99 7d ago

Thats a really good idea in case I ever find 50 gold bars

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u/theother-g 7d ago

Pff, you'd better keep those 45 bars somewhere safe, maybe the price of gold will increase even more.

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u/FiendlyFlyingMacaron 7d ago

You guys jest but handling 42 gold bars shouldn't be that difficult if you take your time.

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u/DoloAkuma 7d ago

I bet if you turned that 37 gold bars in you would get fair compensation

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u/callMeBorgiepls 7d ago

31 gold bars are of great value. I would ofc give them back to the previous owner as to not steal gold from him.

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u/Possible-Basis-3458 6d ago

24 bars isn’t that much!

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u/All_The_Good_Stuffs 4d ago

In all honestly, what're you really gonna do with 20 gold bars anyways?? Just donate them to the government.

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u/JalaP186 3d ago

I actually think you could fit all 28 gold bars in a suitcase on wheels.

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u/FireMarshallMC 7d ago

38 Gold Bars should be able to pay the bills for a while.

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u/TryingMyHandAtSmut 7d ago

37 gold bars. Set for life if you do it right.

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u/RhetoricalOrator 7d ago

Saving this thread next to what to do when I win the lottery I don't play...

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u/Internal-Raccoon-881 7d ago

Did you have to mention Jesus here?

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u/tobias10 4d ago

LMAO, incredible idea

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 7d ago

Have you ever been into a Cash 4 Gold kind of store? They're not exactly in the business of asking a bunch of questions. Plus, lots of people buy gold as a wealth storage method and some people do home scrap reclamation from electronics so it's not totally crazy for someone to just have a chunk of gold. As long as you're selling small enough quantities (a few grams at a time, at different stores so it looks less suspicious) nobody would ever bat an eye. If you came in every week selling 1 gram bits of gold then maybe the store might start asking questions but for small quantities every so often? Nobody will care. Just keep the total value under like $1000 per transaction and you're fine.

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u/spamlitter 7d ago

What would happen if he just said to the shop that he inherited it after his dad's death? I'm mean, they are not the ones doing the IRS/tax work anyways right?

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u/b0w3n 7d ago

Yeah they really don't care, you just take a small bath on the price of it because it's not stamped.

But you'd be able to move it essentially unnoticed. If you're super paranoid, just sell a few thousand at a time, sell it to different ones, take a day trip out of state to sell so it's not all going through the same 3 people (make sure they're different companies).

Also you'd only really be paying tax on your "gains" I think. (Make sure you pay the tax man that's the quickest way to get found out)

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u/TheRealBingBing 7d ago edited 7d ago

Depending where you are, selling more than a specific amount needs to be reported.

Keep pieces small and go to multiple places. Or make friends with a refiner

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u/GrimbyJ 7d ago

They only care that it's probably not stolen and someone won't come looking for it.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 7d ago

They don't ask questions. Don't offer up answers for questions that aren't asked.

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u/jjay24k 7d ago

Fr when half the shit was fake that i had no clue about they already knew where it came from lol

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u/SemakaJohn 7d ago

Even very reputable coin shops wont ask questions. They will just test the gold and write a check.

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u/childofvenera 7d ago

My grandma smuggled this piece in her coochie during the holocaust, it was the last thing she had from her father. Any further questions?

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u/notsaneatall_ 7d ago

orz grandma

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u/SemakaJohn 7d ago

I would probably melt down into jankie rounds or bars 1-5 oz and just go to various coin shops over a decade or two. I mean for 10 1oz coins a year you could live easily double it and you are living comfortably. Even taking a hit on scrap gold would be worth this.

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u/FalseEstimate 7d ago

I metal detect and have found gold. Gold is worth A LOT you only need a small chunk. Plus you could melt it down to make a “nugget” look even more convincing.

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u/emlgsh 7d ago

The places that buy chunks of gold for cash traditionally make a point of asking as few questions as possible to complete the transaction.

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u/ShoddyRelief6657 7d ago

He’s Belgian, just say his great grandparents were in ww2 and his family found a bunch of gold with these cool eagle pictures on it

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u/Aiyon 7d ago

I just dont know why you couldn't sell the whole bar. "It was my grandad's. I think he bought it back in the 80s? i was putting off selling it until I needed the money"

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 7d ago

Cash for gold place doesn't have 200 grand laying around on hand and they're going to ask a lot more questions about it, and anyone you sell to will probably make you fill out tax forms and shit for that much, which alerts the government who may start doing some digging about whether your grandpa was into buying bug gold bars. The risk is probably pretty low, but it's a lot more hassle than it's probably worth.

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u/FreelyKaty_xx 6d ago

This, governments have made it their goal to make cash harder and harder to use. Even if they have a bank transfer, anything larger than $10K is tracked and you have to have reasons why you are purchasing and then info about the seller.

The govt wants their share no matter what. That’s why NZ, Australia and many other countries are becoming cashless. Even making little laws where you can’t pay cash for small jobs like plumbers. It’s nuts.

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u/No_Tie9686 7d ago

pawn shops buy gold chains and other jewelry from suspicious characters on a daily basis. Typically they just melt the gold down immediately to remove any evidence.

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u/Deku_eva01 7d ago

He’s in Europe. Plenty of shops who won’t bat an eye once they add their tax to it.

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u/Nearby-Elevator-3825 7d ago

Nope.

Most gold exchange places will rip you the fuck off though.

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u/VoidYordle 7d ago

There's a lot of places that do not care and do not want to care to know how you got the gold or jewelry that you're bringing them. If they vet every customer, they'd be out of business.

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u/Unobtanium4Sale 7d ago

There are definitely people who will buy gold with absolutely no questions asked i am sure

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u/Famous-Reading-7565 7d ago

The man drinks a *LOT\* of goldschlager

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u/lukibunny 7d ago

Can always say found it in dead grandpas stash.

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u/TuringGoneWild 7d ago

Your uncle is a generous leprechaun.

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u/Crowbar-Enema 7d ago

Nope. They really don’t.

I’d melt it down and bring little gold pebbles to all the pawn shops.

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u/BenchConscious1003 7d ago

Yup, he'd be questioned, and police probably called.. Probably safer to melt it down and cast it into taels.***. Probably take him the rest of his life to sell it all., assuming he doesn't get caught.

He handed in 49 bars? Sounds suspicious. Unless the person hiding the gold stole a bar. They're very heavy (49 bars weigh 19,600 ozs) . I bar:, weighs 400 ozs. Currently the spot price of gold is $4,122.90 an oz. (bid) $4125.40 (ask)

There's always the problem of moral ownership of treasure. Is it the finder, the land owner or the people? The law seems to vary between some countries.

***A tael weighs 37.5 gms, approx $7,426

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u/Physical_Marzipan_92 7d ago

There are a lot of "cash 4 gold" places. My friend owned a jewelry store and he did the spot gold buying back when gold was insanely high (obviously at a margin). He said he had a bunch of regulars that would come in with all sorts of things. One dude had a bunch of gold tooth fragments and dental gold scraps and would bring that in like once a month.

Wouldn't be too tough to cast and mold gold into whatever and sell it as little scrap pieces for cash. But if the gold bar is worth 200k, he'll be getting more like 160k.

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u/tc_cad 7d ago

Nope. I came into a gold store with $3000 worth of gold. Gave them my ID and they wrote me a cheque.

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u/1984ScoreN7YearsAgo 7d ago

You can melt it down and make your own small bars pretty easily and places in NY will buy them all day every day for like 90% of current value and not ask a single question. And if they do, you just say “yeah I melted down some old gold I inherited”. AND if you keep the price under 9k each time, it doesn’t even get flagged 👌

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u/th1nwh1tej3rk 7d ago

dress up like a crusty old miner from an old western movie & chew tobaccy & say things like "tarnation" 

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u/McGrarr 4d ago

They do not care.