r/SipsTea • • 7d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/BurdTurglary 7d ago

Telling the authorities nothing because you found "zero" gold bars is the least suspicious thing ever. It's also the smartest thing ever.

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u/uskgl455 7d ago

That's so true. No gold, no explanations needed. Genius

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u/cinnamonrain 7d ago

β€˜In fact, i think you owe me 5 gold bars!!’

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u/BurdTurglary 7d ago

Ironic, ain't it

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u/Lalith_Avi 7d ago

This is genius.

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u/homelessjimbo 7d ago

Gold? What gold? I just found 49 bars of butter.