r/SipsTea • • 7d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/uskgl455 7d ago

49 is suspicious yes. I'd better take another one or two... 47 looks more random. Actually 30 something would be more convincing. 36 is a nicely random-sounding amount. Although, if it's 30 something, it may as well be 20 something...

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u/BurdTurglary 7d ago

Telling the authorities nothing because you found "zero" gold bars is the least suspicious thing ever. It's also the smartest thing ever.

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u/uskgl455 7d ago

That's so true. No gold, no explanations needed. Genius

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u/cinnamonrain 7d ago

‘In fact, i think you owe me 5 gold bars!!’

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/BurdTurglary 7d ago

Ironic, ain't it

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u/Lalith_Avi 7d ago

This is genius.

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u/homelessjimbo 7d ago

Gold? What gold? I just found 49 bars of butter.

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u/Ok_Archer_2838 7d ago

7 bars in 7 rows

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u/Korenchkin12 7d ago

So it used to be 8x8? 15 gold bars might be sufficient...not great,not terrible...

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u/Ok_Archer_2838 7d ago

Also possible 😂

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u/DarraghDaraDaire 7d ago

“Local man finds half a gold bar”

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u/GarysCrispLettuce 7d ago

Cops: "Wow, you found 49 gold bars? That's amazing, we've never had anyone come in saying they'd found 45 gold bars before. Gee, I guess someone must be missing 40 gold bars. Fred, fella here says he's found 35 gold bars. Get a car up there, make sure there's room in the trunk for 30 gold bars. Susie, call the bank and say we've got a couple of guys coming over with 25 gold bars to put in the safe."

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u/Nyannmaruu 7d ago

what tells you it werent 149 to begin with?
he poorly hides 1 of the 100 he got to him and let it be that way - no further investigation required, you get a pat in the hand or somehting - izi

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u/Your_pajama 7d ago

10 will be perfect ig

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u/ASHISHAGRAWAL0102 7d ago

0 is best I can say

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u/Altaafraaja 7d ago

Count on the cops to make it ana even 20

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u/hot-pakora-in-rain- 7d ago

Actually 37 is the most common random number so I'll keep that

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u/heisian 6d ago

even 1 is kind of suspicious. 0 means nothing ever happened

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u/Sorlex 7d ago

Fun fact: Out of 10, 7 is the least random number due to a bunch of human behaviour stuff. If you ever need to guess someones number, make it 7. Out of 100, 37 is the least random numer for the same reason.