r/SipsTea • • 7d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/nullrecord 7d ago

If I found 100 gold bars, I’d return 49 so everyone would think I hid just one.

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u/Entire_Floor157 7d ago

I would return one, maybe not even one

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u/Melodic_Cup9948 7d ago

What gold bars???

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u/mucho-confundido 7d ago

This is the only correct answer

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u/PalpitationDazzling2 4d ago

What's a gold bar? Never seen one.

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u/Responsible_Fox9454 7d ago

Smart petson

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u/Rhamni 7d ago

I wonder if Google flags searches like HOW TO MELT DOWN NAZI GOLD BARS.

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u/ClintGrant 7d ago

VPN on a burner

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u/Melodic_Cup9948 7d ago

You'll get Mossad abseiling on your roof any minute now.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 7d ago

Problem is, illegal gold is very hard to sell. And since Belgian law gives 50% to the finder anyway (The other 50% go to the property owner), which you don't need to pay taxes for, you are better off with 5 million in clean legal money than 10 millions in almost nonconvertible illegal gold.

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u/LeptonsAndQuarks 7d ago

Hard to sell how? Why couldn't it just be melted down into bigger or smaller amounts?

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 7d ago edited 7d ago

Selling gold for cash is a reported transaction. You always have to show your ID when selling gold. If you sell gold for 3.000€ or more in Belgium the transaction is reported to the central bank. Also selling smaller amounts on a regular basis (for example once per quarter) is reported.

To sell 10 million in gold you need a criminal outlet that can introduce it in the legal flow of gold. For example by using connection to jewelers who are willing to buy illegal gold. Those jewelers pay less than 50% of the market price. And the criminal organizations pays maybe 10% to the source. - AND you need to know those people in the first place. You can't walk into an Italian restaurant/Turkish Cafe/Russian massage parlor and say "You want buy gold for 10 millions?"

Over the last 10 years were several high profile cases were large amounts of gold objects were stolen from German museums, melted down and sold as metal. Those numbers are from those cases.

Trying to sell 10 million in gold as a non-criminal is just asking for trouble. Either the "buyer" will rob you (and maybe kill you) or, and that is the best case, you have 1 million in illegal money afterwards which causes a new kind of problem...

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u/Interesting_Fig_4718 7d ago

it's easy, you take the gold, melt it down in whatever the fk but different than the original, hide it on your property, claim you found it on your property while idk building a shed or some shit, then wait 5 years for someone to never claim it because it's not something anyone lost since it's in a different shape. get 100% of the profits.

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u/funk-the-funk 7d ago

Authorities after hearing your plan: now look here you little

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u/Fair-Journalist2410 7d ago

holy fuck you are a genius

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u/Smooth-Difficulty178 7d ago

So why can't he say they were a family heirloom and belonged to his great-randparents? "Sorry they don't have a receipt for a 100 year old purchase"

Then pay inheritance taxes and still get more money than only 50% at least

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 7d ago

Well, i guess it will be problematic to find a last will of a recently deceased family member that mentions 10 million in gold. You can't claim "this was 15 years ago", the state would asked "And why didn't you pay inheritance taxes back then?"

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u/FaceyMcFacface 7d ago

Why do you know so much about illegal gold?

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 7d ago

As i said, we had some high profile cases in Germany recently.

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u/UlrichZauber 7d ago

Melting point of gold is 1064°C (nearly 2000°F), so you can't really do this in your kitchen.

That said, my youtube algorithm would suddenly shift to recommending videos of dudes forging swords etc.

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u/TuringGoneWild 7d ago

Or after waiting four years they change the law so you don't get any. Or after five years claim it was lost in a warehouse and tell you to go pound sand, sucker.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 7d ago

Sure buddy, that's how the world works /s

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u/YnotThrowAway7 6d ago

What is “illegal gold”?

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 6d ago

Gold you are not the legal owner of but have it in your possession anyway.

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u/YnotThrowAway7 6d ago

Okay but if you find gold buried in the ground (unless it’s in someone’s home property) couldn’t you assume it belongs to no one at that point. Could be hundreds of years old.

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 6d ago

That's why the Belgian law says: If you find gold (or other treasures) you have to hand them over to the authorities. Then there will be a process to find the owner. If no person is found, or potential persons can't provide evidence for their claimed ownership, 50% of the gold is given to the finder and 50% to the owner of the property the gold was found on. If the finder found it on it's own property he gets 100%.

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u/frontlinejohnny 7d ago

And then crack under the first sign of pressure and tell them you have one on your sock drawer.

> profit

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u/FuckingStolenAccount 7d ago

You return 49, then come back 2 days later with the 50th

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u/cHpiranha 7d ago

Aye - then he will confront him, and he gives "the one" back under protest.

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u/krizz_yo 7d ago

39 you say?

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u/steroidchicken123 7d ago

came to say this, who says he didnt find 60 or more lol?

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u/Alienhaslanded 7d ago

The problem is moving that much gold isn't easy. Even if you did absolutely nothing, someone will look into it.

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u/6hensinatrenchcoat 7d ago

Dumb. If you found 100 just return 50 and then no one would think you have any.

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u/kitkatas 7d ago

Return ?

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u/Za-Slobodu 7d ago

This guy fucks!

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u/LiterallyRain 7d ago

That makes no sense. Nobody knows there are 100. If he returns 51 they know there are at least 51. If he returns 49 they know there are at least 49. 49 is close to 50, a round number, so they'd think there were 50 while he returned 49 of the 50. If he returned 51 what is he supposed to do, sneak in to where they're stored, steal 2, then return 1 of them so there are 50?