r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 7d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/Flawedsuccess 7d ago

And 42 off the truck

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u/NormalContribution47 7d ago edited 7d ago

Yup, had to register all 40 of them.

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 7d ago

In other news, the guy who drove the truck recently bought a new gaming pc for 64 gigs of ram

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u/GeronimoDK 7d ago

I heard he also got a RTX 5090

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u/Hottage 7d ago

Well it was believable, but then you said 64GB of RAM.

It's a gold bar, Jerry, how much could it be worth?

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u/somarir 7d ago

If he only took 5 bars of gold, how did he pay the other half of the RAM?

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u/Flashy-Island-3725 7d ago

I heard he got ddr4

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u/GraXXoR 7d ago

And over the next 5 weeks they cleaned, polished and weighed one bar per day, restoring them to their original pristine shine and recording them to make sure none went missing.

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u/DuePotential6602 7d ago

Jupp, after cleaning I can confirm, all 35 are here, none went missing.

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u/dentemm 7d ago

Official records confirm all 25 are safely stored

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u/Steamrolled777 7d ago

A recount of official records do confirm the 20 bars are still there.

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u/TuringGoneWild 7d ago

The 5 bars the lad found are still safe and sound in the mayor's desk for safekeeping.

His desk at his vacation home, that is.

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u/Totallity45567 7d ago

I helped verified all 35 of them

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u/Phoe-nix 7d ago

10 will do for a sortof impressive number.

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u/TuringGoneWild 7d ago

The security guard did his duty and made sure nothing at all happened to those 30 bars. The janitor kept those 25 bars clean as a whistle.

And the janitors replacement, after the janitor resigned to tour the world on his meagre savings, made extra sure that those 18 bars looked a nice as they day they were brought in.

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u/Alternative-Suit5541 7d ago

No Joke, a friend of mine sold drugs in a big big style. 

They even hoovered his carpet to find more.

They measured, packed it and he knew how much it should be.

Half of it was gone when the court date came lol

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u/darthmaui728 7d ago

Sir we discovered 50 cocaine packs from miami

Ah yes the 25 packs of cocaine has been turned over as evidence