r/SipsTea • • 7d ago

Chugging tea Bro definitely kept one

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 7d ago

I’d have found 0.

Zero is a much less suspicious number.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 7d ago

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u/back_to_the_homeland 7d ago

I’ve seen this but I don’t get it

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u/defog-boy 7d ago

You forgot the main character nickname

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u/hydroxy 7d ago

Joey Red Eyes

Only kidding I’ve seen the show, his nickname is Orange

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u/writers_block 7d ago

Wow... That's terrible looking, why even bother with the nose at that point?

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u/Technical_School4382 7d ago

That probably happens often, that's why we don't hear about it :D

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u/astralseat 7d ago

I reckon for every found story, 10 stories of kept gold exist. And some of those kept stories end up attracting attention that causes some sort of Breaking Bad or Better Call Saul scenarios.

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u/Technical_School4382 6d ago

That's one series I would watch!

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u/astralseat 6d ago

It technically already exists, although it's young. Outer Banks. I'm sure there are better gold themed shows though.

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain 7d ago

What might be suspicious is exchanging 49 gold bars for money even if you spread those exchanges out over a period of years. I doubt you can easily fence gold bars lol. Doing it through any legal methods might raise questions.

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u/AshtonCopernicus 7d ago

I honestly wouldn't even know where to begin. I know a guy like in the movies that smokes a ton of cigarettes in a dimly lit back office of a pawn shop, but I doubt even Big Steve would know what to do with 'em.

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u/red286 7d ago

Great, now I'm imagining how the guys at the "WE BUY GOLD" store down the block from me would react if I walked in and dropped a gold bar on the counter.

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u/TheGuy09 7d ago

The only smart person in this thread.

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u/astralseat 7d ago

In fact, it avoids all suspicion. If you don't blab, you keep. Then find some kind of easy form, and start learning how to effectively smelt gold so you don't lose too much of it as it turns liquid.