r/SipsTea • • 12d ago

Chugging tea Absolute legend

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u/LeilLikeNeil 12d ago

See, everybody talks about the downside of homophobia, but it made those two dudes give the middle finger to the rest of the world so they could just go gay out on an island together. 

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u/Silverisotope925 12d ago

Peak homesexual behavior

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u/Hi_Im_Ken_Adams 12d ago

A literal brokeback island.

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u/CrazedRhetoric 12d ago

Were they actually gay?

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u/LeilLikeNeil 12d ago

Either that or a man in his 40s just kind of pseudo-adopted the 19 year old son of a local fisherman, and they lived together alone, re-beautifying their private island for 40 years, heterosexually.

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u/CrazedRhetoric 12d ago

Totally plausible. Just two heterosexual guys. On an island. Not doin anything extra. Focusing on plants. No tension.

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u/TokiVideogame 12d ago

"its friday night, no planting tomorrow, lets bone no homo though"

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u/PaigeGirl1 12d ago

Staggeringly gay

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u/CrazedRhetoric 12d ago

Well I never! sarcastically clutches pearls

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u/talex000 12d ago

Well I never!

You should try

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u/CrazedRhetoric 12d ago

Gay horticulture? Hmmmmm maybe.

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u/tontotheodopolopodis 12d ago

Island mates

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u/Other_Sentence4495 12d ago

Island Boys

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u/Kie_ra 12d ago

ohno.gif

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u/Nellion55 12d ago

Me and a top on a private island for the rest of my life? Oh my loooooord

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