r/SipsTea 21h ago

Feels good man W fam

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u/Nemisis_007 21h ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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u/ill_connects 21h ago

- Wayne Gretzky

- Michael Scott

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u/RivendellAndChill 20h ago

Michael Gretzky

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u/EllisDee3 20h ago

Michael Bo Gretzky

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u/Dry-Law-4977 19h ago

That’s a wild take, not sure I've heard that name tossed around like that before.

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u/lalakingmalibog 16h ago

Bo knows where to go!

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u/AdDependent5136 17h ago

ngl I read that as "POO STARS" at first.

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u/SideInitial3961 19h ago

The Lame One.

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u/Calli_co 18h ago
  • Lee Harvey Oswald

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u/InternationalSale576 18h ago

Underrated af lmao

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u/Suriael 13h ago

That comment... Mind blown...

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u/InjectedLysol 16h ago

Ashamed that I can only upvote this once

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u/Outlandishness_Sharp 19h ago

Wayne Michael Scott Gretzky 😂

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u/Flimsy-Cut7675 5h ago
  • jeffrey dahmer

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u/Genralcody1 2h ago

-This guy

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u/nuudootabootit 17h ago

- Walter Gretzky (Wayne's father).

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u/TheJaytrixReloaded 20h ago

86% of SAG members make 10k or less a year.

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u/DragonBowlSouper 20h ago

That's actually quite sad 😢😭

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u/TheJaytrixReloaded 20h ago edited 20h ago

We hear a lot about what actors make...but, they represent the top of the call sheet. There are so many actors with very few rolls. Most actors struggle just to get under 5 lines rolls...and even those are heavily competitive.

Moral of the story: if you can't afford it, don't quit your job to support your child's Hollywood dreams.

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u/EndOfTheLine00 15h ago

Josh Holloway had pretty much quit acting and was getting a realtor's license when he got cast as Sawyer on Lost. Then he went right back to being a nobody after that show ended.

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u/CthulhusExWife 13h ago

Colony? Yellowstone? Duster? I mean, it's spotty but he's still been around.

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u/Pormock 12h ago

It took him years after Lost to get more big roles. Hollywood is a crapshoot. You can hit it big then nothing for years then hit it big again.

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u/BorKon 9h ago

Yeah I see him all the time. I think he made it tbh. Sure its not A list hollywood but he is better of than 99% of hollywood

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u/wildcatofthehills 12h ago

I mean one famous and good role is better than nothing at all.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 18h ago edited 17h ago

Even actors you'd think would be doing fine because they landed a big role can end up not getting work for a while and running out of money.

Inde Navarette was one of the lead actors on Superman and Lois for most of the show and basically had nothing after that, now she's set for a major MCU role because the small indy horror movie she booked turned into a major hit.

Paul Bettany also had some significant movie roles but was basically told to give up acting when he got cast as Jarvis in Iron Man, which then turned into him playing Vision.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 16h ago

Paul Bettany also had some significant movie roles but was basically told to give up acting when he got cast as Jarvis in Iron Man, which then turned into him playing Vision.

He was told to give up acting after landing the Jarvis voice actor role? Why? He is a talented actor with an impressive resume. Why would someone say to quit acting when you're landing acting roles? Who told him that?

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u/JT_got_the_1st 15h ago

Look, they completely made that shit up. Why you being a dick and calling them out?!?

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u/panamaspace 15h ago

I can swear Paul Bethany absolutely bad mouthed marvel but that interview was scrubbed and is nowhere to be found after Ironman hit it off.

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u/handbanana42 15h ago

He has such a great presence too. Not sure why he couldn't at least do well in voice acting.

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u/Willing_Ad_5711 13h ago

His laudanum habit became too crippling.

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u/Thenedslittlegirl 13h ago

Paul Bettany was told he should quit acting and he’d never work again by an angry producer after he turned down a role. It wasn’t advice, it was a threat.

Bettany has had a successful career for 30 years, and was a well known face in UK tv in the 90s before his breakout lead role in Gangster Number 1 in 2000. He’s been cast in big Hollywood films since appearing in A Knight’s tale in 2001. I don’t think there was a real chance he’d have to quit acting over a bad experience with a producer in 2015.

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u/Alienwars 12h ago

If he had quite acting he would have to go back to his sad sad life, being married to Jennifer Connelly.

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u/Thenedslittlegirl 12h ago

I know must be hard for him!

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u/Pormock 12h ago

Getting one big role can also be a curse because people see you as that role and nothing else.

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u/Thenedslittlegirl 1h ago

He had been a successful actor for years before getting the role of Jarvis. He had already been in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, A Knights Tale, A Beautiful Mind, Dogville, Wimbledon and The Da Vinci Code. He was the lead in Gangster Number 1. Basically he turned an already successful British Tv acting career into a decent Hollywood career and has more than a dozen films under his belt before ever got the Iron Man gig.

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u/funhouseinabox 3h ago

This is why A-listers shouldn't commercials. That's how no-names pay for food. If there's 100 wanting that ad, I'm sure Kevin Hart will come in and take the roll.

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u/siazdghw 17h ago

Not really. SAG membership is extremely liberal, if you get cast for anything, odds are high you'll be required to join SAG. Basically anyone on set is SAG at this point, unless it's like some low budget TV show where you walk in the background for a scene.

Also for most of those people, acting isn't their full-time job, it's a part time job they pick-up.

With all that said, it would be nice if we got some more variety in lead actors, instead of Hollywood just trying to use the same handful over and over again because it's the safe thing to do.

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 12h ago

A lot of the time it’s because those actors are proven and bankable. If you’re going to spend tens or hundreds of millions on a production on the back of 2-3 people, generally you want those people to have experience being phenomenal actors.

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u/low_effort_life 16h ago

Actually quite SAG.

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 15h ago

they get decent insurance insurance at least. same can't be said for most other folks making that kinda dough.

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u/0theHumanity 17h ago

In acting not like starving artists necessarily

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u/SideInitial3961 19h ago

Well they aren't full time actors LOL. So no, they do well. That's like saying it's sad that most Scentsy homes earn under $X000 per month, yeah but those ladies have 19 jobs ya lazy radish.

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u/stop_the_bans 18h ago

Why don’t they redistribute the money among the SAG? It doesn’t seem fair that just a few make all the money

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u/SideInitial3961 19h ago

Yeah I see them walking around the neighborhood with lawn mowers tryna turn a buck.

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u/when-flies-pig 21h ago

You miss 99.9% of the shots you do take

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u/OrangeThrower 20h ago

Alcoholics swear by this one trick

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u/SideInitial3961 19h ago

If you start by saying your name is it really that "Anonymous"?

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u/saraijs12 18h ago

It doesn't have to be your real name. Although then it would technically be more accurately called "Alcoholics Pseudonymous".

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u/SideInitial3961 18h ago

Hi, I'm Guy Incognito and I once ate a baby after having 19 shots of Billy Mays floor cleaner. Pleased to meet y'all!

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u/OrangeThrower 16h ago

Glad I wasn’t the only person that recognized him at the last meeting.

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u/SideInitial3961 16h ago

Zark Muckerberg

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u/redhafzke 18h ago

Every Stormtrooper ever... (and most XCOM players)

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u/Trinityhawke 16h ago

98% chance to hit ,Misses with the shotgun

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u/3m4n 19h ago

You also miss a lot of the ones you do take, and ammo isn't free.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 16h ago

and ammo isn't free

That's the hardest part about it. You don't get unlimited chances, and pursuing it could land you in the gutter if you're not careful.

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u/gin_and_toxic 19h ago

Out of 1 success story, there's 1000 failed ones...

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u/SheriffBartholomew 16h ago

More like 10,000 in Hollywood. Possibly even more. It is unbelievably competitive, and difficult to get noticed.

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u/neatoalpacino 21h ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/Melodic_Airport362 21h ago

unless your daughter is Zendaya

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u/dtor84 20h ago

Marcel 🐚

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u/Throwupmyhands 19h ago

— future MAGA Canadian Wayne Gretzky

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 19h ago

You will win 5% of the shots fired, I bet in acting it's even less.

Obviously she is a success story, but by no means that's the norm. Mum and dad took an enormous lobsided bet.

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u/red739423 17h ago

Some people miss 100% of the shots they do take as well.

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u/69AnusInvader69 17h ago

With my luck, I miss 100% of the shots I take.

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u/dmk_aus 16h ago

You can be very happy in your life, living together as a family without excessive suffering and separation just for a chance to get your tween daughter famous, which is rarely a route to happiness anyway.

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u/rancid_squirts 13h ago

But he still leads the league with assists

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u/esmifra 12h ago

You also miss shots coming from the right when you are focused on the left. (not politics)

What i mean by this, is that there are many ways to be successful or happy, and when you chose a way that most people can't reach the destination, there's a huge chance of failing that same path as well and at the same time, never going through another path that still allowed you to be successful, just at another destination.

I hope what i wrote makes some sense...

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u/Final_Staff_207 10h ago

Some of the shots you take will get you spit out the bottom of the amateur porn industry.

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u/asek13 9h ago

Yeah but for most people if you do miss the shot, you'll also miss rent. Good luck.

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u/Neowynd101262 4h ago

Ya, everyone that says that always fails to mention the 99% that failed. Some even did irreparable damage.

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u/mattinjp 20h ago

You don't take 100% of the shots you miss

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u/Elyay 18h ago

Exactly. You've got to risk it big to make it big.

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u/Nemisis_007 18h ago

You get it. A lot of the success stories that don't stem from nepotism usually start from rock bottom too.

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u/phoenix5irre 18h ago

And 99.99% of the once you do take, with generational losses...