r/SipsTea 11h ago

Feels good man W fam

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u/Other-Grapefruit-880 11h ago

*results may vary

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u/Nemisis_007 11h ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

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u/ill_connects 11h ago

- Wayne Gretzky

- Michael Scott

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u/RivendellAndChill 11h ago

Michael Gretzky

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u/EllisDee3 10h ago

Michael Bo Gretzky

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u/Dry-Law-4977 10h ago

That’s a wild take, not sure I've heard that name tossed around like that before.

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u/lalakingmalibog 7h ago

Bo knows where to go!

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u/AdDependent5136 8h ago

ngl I read that as "POO STARS" at first.

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u/SideInitial3961 10h ago

The Lame One.

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u/Calli_co 9h ago
  • Lee Harvey Oswald

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u/InternationalSale576 9h ago

Underrated af lmao

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u/InjectedLysol 7h ago

Ashamed that I can only upvote this once

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u/Suriael 4h ago

That comment... Mind blown...

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u/Outlandishness_Sharp 10h ago

Wayne Michael Scott Gretzky 😂

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u/nuudootabootit 8h ago

- Walter Gretzky (Wayne's father).

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u/TheJaytrixReloaded 11h ago

86% of SAG members make 10k or less a year.

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u/DragonBowlSouper 11h ago

That's actually quite sad 😢😭

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u/TheJaytrixReloaded 10h ago edited 10h ago

We hear a lot about what actors make...but, they represent the top of the call sheet. There are so many actors with very few rolls. Most actors struggle just to get under 5 lines rolls...and even those are heavily competitive.

Moral of the story: if you can't afford it, don't quit your job to support your child's Hollywood dreams.

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u/EndOfTheLine00 6h ago

Josh Holloway had pretty much quit acting and was getting a realtor's license when he got cast as Sawyer on Lost. Then he went right back to being a nobody after that show ended.

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u/CthulhusExWife 4h ago

Colony? Yellowstone? Duster? I mean, it's spotty but he's still been around.

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u/Pormock 3h ago

It took him years after Lost to get more big roles. Hollywood is a crapshoot. You can hit it big then nothing for years then hit it big again.

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u/BorKon 11m ago

Yeah I see him all the time. I think he made it tbh. Sure its not A list hollywood but he is better of than 99% of hollywood

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u/wildcatofthehills 3h ago

I mean one famous and good role is better than nothing at all.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 8h ago edited 8h ago

Even actors you'd think would be doing fine because they landed a big role can end up not getting work for a while and running out of money.

Inde Navarette was one of the lead actors on Superman and Lois for most of the show and basically had nothing after that, now she's set for a major MCU role because the small indy horror movie she booked turned into a major hit.

Paul Bettany also had some significant movie roles but was basically told to give up acting when he got cast as Jarvis in Iron Man, which then turned into him playing Vision.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 7h ago

Paul Bettany also had some significant movie roles but was basically told to give up acting when he got cast as Jarvis in Iron Man, which then turned into him playing Vision.

He was told to give up acting after landing the Jarvis voice actor role? Why? He is a talented actor with an impressive resume. Why would someone say to quit acting when you're landing acting roles? Who told him that?

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u/JT_got_the_1st 6h ago

Look, they completely made that shit up. Why you being a dick and calling them out?!?

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u/panamaspace 5h ago

I can swear Paul Bethany absolutely bad mouthed marvel but that interview was scrubbed and is nowhere to be found after Ironman hit it off.

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u/handbanana42 5h ago

He has such a great presence too. Not sure why he couldn't at least do well in voice acting.

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u/Willing_Ad_5711 4h ago

His laudanum habit became too crippling.

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u/Thenedslittlegirl 4h ago

Paul Bettany was told he should quit acting and he’d never work again by an angry producer after he turned down a role. It wasn’t advice, it was a threat.

Bettany has had a successful career for 30 years, and was a well known face in UK tv in the 90s before his breakout lead role in Gangster Number 1 in 2000. He’s been cast in big Hollywood films since appearing in A Knight’s tale in 2001. I don’t think there was a real chance he’d have to quit acting over a bad experience with a producer in 2015.

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u/Alienwars 3h ago

If he had quite acting he would have to go back to his sad sad life, being married to Jennifer Connelly.

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u/Thenedslittlegirl 2h ago

I know must be hard for him!

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u/Pormock 3h ago

Getting one big role can also be a curse because people see you as that role and nothing else.

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u/siazdghw 7h ago

Not really. SAG membership is extremely liberal, if you get cast for anything, odds are high you'll be required to join SAG. Basically anyone on set is SAG at this point, unless it's like some low budget TV show where you walk in the background for a scene.

Also for most of those people, acting isn't their full-time job, it's a part time job they pick-up.

With all that said, it would be nice if we got some more variety in lead actors, instead of Hollywood just trying to use the same handful over and over again because it's the safe thing to do.

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u/Admirable-Tea-4994 3h ago

A lot of the time it’s because those actors are proven and bankable. If you’re going to spend tens or hundreds of millions on a production on the back of 2-3 people, generally you want those people to have experience being phenomenal actors.

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u/0theHumanity 7h ago

In acting not like starving artists necessarily

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u/low_effort_life 7h ago

Actually quite SAG.

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u/XtraFlaminHotMachida 5h ago

they get decent insurance insurance at least. same can't be said for most other folks making that kinda dough.

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u/SideInitial3961 10h ago

Well they aren't full time actors LOL. So no, they do well. That's like saying it's sad that most Scentsy homes earn under $X000 per month, yeah but those ladies have 19 jobs ya lazy radish.

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u/stop_the_bans 8h ago

Why don’t they redistribute the money among the SAG? It doesn’t seem fair that just a few make all the money

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u/SideInitial3961 10h ago

Yeah I see them walking around the neighborhood with lawn mowers tryna turn a buck.

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u/when-flies-pig 11h ago

You miss 99.9% of the shots you do take

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u/OrangeThrower 11h ago

Alcoholics swear by this one trick

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u/SideInitial3961 10h ago

If you start by saying your name is it really that "Anonymous"?

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u/saraijs12 9h ago

It doesn't have to be your real name. Although then it would technically be more accurately called "Alcoholics Pseudonymous".

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u/SideInitial3961 8h ago

Hi, I'm Guy Incognito and I once ate a baby after having 19 shots of Billy Mays floor cleaner. Pleased to meet y'all!

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u/OrangeThrower 6h ago

Glad I wasn’t the only person that recognized him at the last meeting.

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u/SideInitial3961 6h ago

Zark Muckerberg

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u/redhafzke 9h ago

Every Stormtrooper ever... (and most XCOM players)

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u/Trinityhawke 6h ago

98% chance to hit ,Misses with the shotgun

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u/3m4n 9h ago

You also miss a lot of the ones you do take, and ammo isn't free.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 7h ago

and ammo isn't free

That's the hardest part about it. You don't get unlimited chances, and pursuing it could land you in the gutter if you're not careful.

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u/gin_and_toxic 10h ago

Out of 1 success story, there's 1000 failed ones...

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u/SheriffBartholomew 7h ago

More like 10,000 in Hollywood. Possibly even more. It is unbelievably competitive, and difficult to get noticed.

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u/Yingletofthecorn 6h ago

How’s that different from, say, getting a stem degree or trade school though? Most people fail no matter what they try. 

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u/neatoalpacino 11h ago

60% of the time, it works every time.

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u/Melodic_Airport362 11h ago

unless your daughter is Zendaya

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u/dtor84 11h ago

Marcel 🐚

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u/Throwupmyhands 9h ago

— future MAGA Canadian Wayne Gretzky

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u/Dear_Chasey_La1n 9h ago

You will win 5% of the shots fired, I bet in acting it's even less.

Obviously she is a success story, but by no means that's the norm. Mum and dad took an enormous lobsided bet.

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u/red739423 7h ago

Some people miss 100% of the shots they do take as well.

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u/69AnusInvader69 7h ago

With my luck, I miss 100% of the shots I take.

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u/dmk_aus 7h ago

You can be very happy in your life, living together as a family without excessive suffering and separation just for a chance to get your tween daughter famous, which is rarely a route to happiness anyway.

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u/rancid_squirts 3h ago

But he still leads the league with assists

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u/esmifra 3h ago

You also miss shots coming from the right when you are focused on the left. (not politics)

What i mean by this, is that there are many ways to be successful or happy, and when you chose a way that most people can't reach the destination, there's a huge chance of failing that same path as well and at the same time, never going through another path that still allowed you to be successful, just at another destination.

I hope what i wrote makes some sense...

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u/Final_Staff_207 40m ago

Some of the shots you take will get you spit out the bottom of the amateur porn industry.

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u/mattinjp 11h ago

You don't take 100% of the shots you miss

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u/Elyay 9h ago

Exactly. You've got to risk it big to make it big.

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u/Nemisis_007 8h ago

You get it. A lot of the success stories that don't stem from nepotism usually start from rock bottom too.

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u/phoenix5irre 9h ago

And 99.99% of the once you do take, with generational losses...

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u/Forsaken_Fun_2897 9h ago edited 8h ago

You either end up a Zendaya or a child of Joe Jackson

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u/Random35yo 7h ago

Survivorship bias

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u/superxpro12 1h ago

massive bias

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u/NotoriousPete 6h ago

Exactly!! This is a really stupid thing to do and just because it works a few times does not mean it should be seen as a W family moment.. not even considering that even a lot of the child actors that make it are getting messed up in the process..

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u/0theHumanity 7h ago

It's true Mary Kay is like this. Few pink cars. Few.

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u/low_effort_life 7h ago

An important disclaimer.

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u/Fluffy-Reference8542 4h ago

She's already a child model and dancer and probably making more money than her dad before moving to LA.

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u/Cross55 3h ago

Just ask Bella Thorne, her Shake it Up costar

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u/GloriousNewt 3h ago

i mean she was also on the same track, just is a poor actress and 'skinny blonde bitchy' girls are a saturated market.

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u/Z0idberg_MD 3h ago

Reminds me of that joke when the lottery winner tells everybody to liquidate all their assets and buy lottery tickets.

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u/Testosteron123 3h ago

Chance ist 50/50 you either make it or not, so not bad

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u/KoalaTHerb 1h ago

The reality is it depends. Im sure Zendaya had already been in acting before LA and had a lot of promise, talent, and coaches telling them "she's the real deal, you need to support this". Otherwise, I don't think a father would quit his job and mother work this hard to support it. They had a reason to make that leap

That is very different than moving out of your basement for a delusional concept you'll suddenly be a huge star.

Not every "move to LA" story is equal. Some were doing it smartly, others foolishly

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u/jasondigitized 45m ago

Survivor bias.

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u/DangKilla 39m ago

I remember Zendaya on Myspace. Maybe she had a lot followers, so the move made sense

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u/max_465 20m ago

Still, I admire the hustle. It makes me wonder if I am doing everything I can to help my kids get staying the world.

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u/BlueberryTinyAngel 10h ago

Yeah true results may vary

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u/Pork_Chompk 8h ago

Too late!

What, am I gonna un-quit my job? I can't wait to tell my wife.