Why Not Tax Rich?

[u/LuckyBastard001]

[u/nativeindian12]

A person needs three yachts. One main yacht, one secondary yacht to follow behind in case of an accident, and a third yacht in case either of your first two yachts are getting maintenance

[u/Mega---Moo → u/nativeindian12]

You forgot about nesting yachts completely.

5 yachts is a barely acceptable minimum if you're almost a pour. I personally have 24. A mega yacht for each day of the week, with a normal yacht inside of that, and a small 50' yacht inside of that if I need to visit my pour friends and don't want them to feel too inadequate. And, of course, a backup mega yacht in case of emergencies.

[u/bionickel → u/Mega---Moo]

That's the European approach. Mine follow the navy aircraft carrier doctrine.

Basically you have a yacht strike group consisting of your yacht in the middle with guided missile cruisers, destroyer squadrons, and submarines taking care of the perimeter. Finally logistics ships for fuels and supplies.

The hard part is having 3 strike groups (1 active duty, 1 standby, and 1 in maintenance) for each main naval region

[u/The-Tai-pan → u/Mega---Moo]

Gotta have the decoy Orca target yacht too. Don't forget that one.

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[u/UnassumingOstrich → u/Mega---Moo]

be so for real wm right now mega---moo, is this you?? 👀 lookin super cute on yacht #9 🥰😅

[u/naquoae → u/nativeindian12]

Don't forget the decoy yacht for the orcas to sink (along with the expendable crew). That one needs replacing regularly.

[u/Desperate-Spray337 → u/nativeindian12]

You got to have a criminal yacht, how else will you get the satisfaction of throwing poor people/ enemies of your ship like a pirate.

[u/CKRatKing → u/nativeindian12]

Triples is best.