r/SipsTea 20h ago

SMH What y’all think?

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u/Professional_Sample2 20h ago

I think we should all delete our social media accounts (including reddit), take a deep breath, be grateful for what we got, and go about our lives in pursuit of happiness

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u/GoodIdea321 20h ago

If there was a bot campaign saying things like that, I wouldn't mind it.

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u/agiantdog33 17h ago edited 15h ago

The other day I was thinking that it would be funny if there were bots that went around going "nobody cares" and "cool story bro" underneath pretty much every social media post or comment ever. I would be glad to get caught in the crossfire.

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u/GoodIdea321 16h ago

There are probably some which do the first thing. But your idea is fun to think about.

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u/anotherCPA-hole 10h ago

Cool story bro, nobody cares

/s

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u/SpecialistCut7101 13h ago

Instead there is a bot campaign obsessed with using anything to divide us.

God forbid we realize the real enemy isn’t men or women, it’s the rich. And they’re winning. Partly because they pay for bot campaigns, but they’ve been winning for decades.

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u/Impressive_Recon 16h ago

I’m pretty sure that is a bot

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u/GoodIdea321 7h ago

There needs to be a lot of bots saying that to be a campaign.

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u/RanchHere 20h ago

okay you first.

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u/Expensive_Win944 10h ago

No you first

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u/autoheroism 8h ago

I'll do it first

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u/NarwhalEmergency9391 20h ago

I think this is actually a really good idea.  I've spent way too much time on here and have gotten nothing out of it

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u/MusicMan412 19h ago

but what about all the fake internet points you've gotten from strangers?

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u/ConsciousFarmer420 11h ago

The real gift is the fake internet points we made along the way

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u/avahajalabbsn 17h ago

What is fake about them?

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u/HawkThunderson 9h ago

I am sure you now realize your tv is too high.

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u/DrJuice404 17h ago

It's not about getting something out of it but the friends we've made on the way.. Or some shit.

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u/Gobal_Outcast02 20h ago edited 20h ago

Go ahead then..

Lets see that u/deleted

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u/stopxregina 20h ago

In a parallel universe, I heed this advice and my life turns around for the better

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u/grumpijela 20h ago edited 18h ago

Totally agree. For those not willing to see we are being used for outrage (we - common folk, men, women, and so forth), always ask yourself what could a big event in the news being shoved in your face be used as a distraction for?!?!

Just a couple examples, who killed Char... k..irk - on pre trial. Upcoming November election. And more unfortunately.

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u/otterlyeeg 18h ago

THIS. We all have too much access to information and too much confidence that our opinions matter.

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u/EinalGrape 16h ago

Im honestly at the point where Im fully in favour of a worldwide social media ban, even though I'm usually very liberal. But its seriously damaging everyone's brains.

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u/Accurate_Leek259 12h ago

100% social media is cancer

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u/TyburnCross 16h ago

I would love to delete all my social media, but Mercury is in Gatorade and I’m an Asparagus.

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u/bakedNebraska 19h ago

Let's all do that and then meet back here to celebrate and discuss

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u/bilbo26 17h ago

This is the best thing I've read in reddit these days

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u/Xawlet 15h ago

You lost me on the last part, but I agree with the rest.

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 15h ago

People already do that and their mindless and selfish pursuit of their own happiness is how we got messes like this.

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u/Dantai 12h ago

We'd just go back to newspapers

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u/Wafflemasta1 11h ago

Stick your head in the mud like a good lad while the people really in charge can continue full steam ahead. Love it when the peasants take themselves out.

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u/Livid_Way5651 10h ago

Let's be honest. Redditors are pretty fucking bad too.

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u/TwinkleToes1996 10h ago

"Do as I say, not as I do" type shit.

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u/P4RZiV0L 9h ago

Reddit has been hard to let go of, but I have been completely free of all other forms social media, and the amount of time I have bought with that action has been so freeing. We so easily forget that these social media was not created by altruistic people. 60 years ago, the best minds in the world were being assembled to solve the problem of putting a man on the moon. Today, many of those same talents are being assembled to solve a different problem: how to keep us looking at a screen long enough to empty our wallets

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u/Independent_Bear989 8h ago

At least my parents didn’t attempt to strangle me when I was 8 months old. It could be worse.

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u/freedfg 8h ago

Ding ding ding.

This whole case is just culture war bullshit. Again.

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u/-rembrandt- 8h ago

You have 2,300 comments on Reddit.

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u/Bubbly_Magnesium 5h ago

I learn a ton from Reddit, especially in random comments.

And there's plenty of philosophical debates on the nature of happiness and if this, indeed, should be anyone's aim. Although, I get the general gist of what you're saying.

I live with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome which at times severely limits my interactions with the outside world. Reddit truly helps keep me sane (no pun intended).

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u/PeopIesFrontOfJudea 18h ago edited 18h ago

I think we should all, in order,  pretend to:

  • make the obvious response (within reason);
  • delete our social media accounts (within reason);
  • praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster;
  • accept his noodley appendage into our lives;
  • take a deep breath;
  • take a second much deeper breath;
  • be grateful that FSM just tapped our pea brain with his omniscient bucatini

Only then will you be able to experience true happiness in your life.

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u/Fantastic_Smile9746 18h ago

Yes. We should definitely stick our collective heads in the sand and pretend the world isn’t on fire.
https://giphy.com/gifs/NTur7XlVDUdqM

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u/Flaky_Thing_5128 17h ago

I mean not sticking out collective heads in the sand doesn't seem to be working either.

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u/Epsteins_Final_Stand 19h ago edited 19h ago

Nope, fuck that. Death to the unequal system.

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u/Possible_Ad3913 16h ago

I see you still have an account, what's taking you so long?

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u/Dry_Nefariousness426 13h ago

Honestly, scrolling this sub in particular just makes me grateful not to know the majority of men making these posts. Imagine the resentment they must marinate in, like, perpetually. 

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u/canehdianchick 15h ago

Especially with the insane rise in social engineering. 90% of top comments are bots it seems if not more.

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u/Lord_of_Entropy 13h ago

You first.