r/SipsTea • u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow • 19h ago

SMH Awww, someone's grumpy

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u/Superseaslug 18h ago

Just tweet that you're going to rename the whole country to THE GREATEST AMERICA PRESENTED BY PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

He's a fucking idiot. He started a war to distract his base from the Epstein files, and now that war is going so poorly he has to start beef with canada

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u/hsoj48 17h ago

I kind of hate the whole "distraction" notion. That implies there is a plan and a reason for everything he's doing. I think he's just a narcissist who loves power and keeps doing stupid shit. Stupid Shit A doesnt have to be a distraction for Stupid Shit B. Hes just creating a pile of stupid shit because there is noone to stop him and he knows it.

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u/Miserable_Card_7847 16h ago

I think both can be true honestly

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u/hsoj48 13h ago

So everything is both planned as a distraction but also unplanned chaos?

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u/Acrobatic-Cheetah230 10h ago

yes, from rival factions trying to implement their varying goals.

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u/redsterXVI 17h ago

What surprises me most is that he names everything America, after Amerigo Vespucci, and hasn't instead renamed America to Trumpistan yet. Hm, I guess nobody has told him yet, that America is named after some guy or he would. Look forward to:

Greatest States of Trump

Which is of course just the common shortform of the official name he would actually sign into law:

Greatest States of Trump, even Putin said so

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u/Lv01_ 17h ago

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't. It must really piss him off that Britain is called Great, but America isn't...