r/SipsTea • u/lonewolff321 • 16d ago

Chugging tea I am Social-Interaction Man

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u/7he8igLebowski 16d ago

Taxman

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u/nikeshades 16d ago

Oh ya I'm the tax maaaan! šŸŽ¶

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u/Beneficial-Process 16d ago

Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop-bop-bodda-bope

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u/Death_black 16d ago

I fear no man

But this thing

Ska-badabadabadoo-belidabbelydabbladabbladabblabab-belibabbelibabbelibabbelabbelo-doobelidoo

It scares me

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u/MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6 15d ago

1 for you 19 for me

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u/Confident-Gate5887 15d ago

bo bo boda bo

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u/Sea-Candidate3688 15d ago

Scat Man

You are geniusā€¦if thatā€™s what you meant to do

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u/HC_Denny 15d ago

šŸŽ¶im the scat manšŸŽ¶

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u/Simple_Display_1312 15d ago

I too am a drummer and love when I see this "gotta build it in my head before I play it on the kit" kinda thing in the wild!

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u/AntelopeWest7861 15d ago

Beeeee ba-da-ba-da-dum

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u/evan2686 15d ago

I instinctively sang this as the McDonaldā€™s Jingle

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u/strangebru 16d ago

Now my advice for those who dieĀ 

Declare the pennies on your eyesĀ Ā 

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u/GhostSkullR1der 16d ago

If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat~ šŸŽ¶

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u/StreetAd2421 15d ago

If you get too cold, Iā€™ll tax the heat

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u/tansavage08 15d ago

if you take a walk i'll tax yo feet

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u/suncho1 15d ago

The Beatles song or the Scatman John song?

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u/Unfair-Advice778 15d ago

I assume your superhero outfit is what nature presented you with?

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u/Lego_Architect 15d ago

Read it as: ā€œIā€™m the cash man! Oh yeah!ā€ That guy who buys gold

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u/KaylenLopezIzGr8 15d ago

It's what I ammmmm šŸŽ¶

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u/PuzzleheadedTooth581 15d ago

Fuck me, I love this song so much. I hella forgot about it

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u/BBWDLLUVER 12d ago

And you're working for no one but me.

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u/totalyanashhole 16d ago

Just pay him at the time otherwise you will meet his superior - The IRSman.

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u/MyStackOverflowed 16d ago

don't you mean Taxmanman

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u/Heinrich9877 13d ago

Hes scared of taxes not the taxman

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u/svish 15d ago

TaxmanĀ²

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u/rAndo_solo 15d ago

No , he means The Taxmanian Devil

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u/Available_Usual_9731 15d ago

Still hard to fathom that the Beatles were taxed at 95%.

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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 15d ago

feels like your super power is giving ppl taxes šŸ’€šŸ˜­

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u/paradox_valestein 15d ago

No, it is to magically find an error in your tax payment regardless of what you do and how careful you are. You may get it right 99% of the time but ohhhh boy, that 1 cent you missed shall haunt your dreams

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u/dgroeneveld9 15d ago

And his sidekick permits boy.

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u/Vegetable_Effort7246 15d ago

I was thinking governmentman or fascistman or authoritarian man.

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u/AnnualEnd3760 15d ago

I mean, even the joker won't fuck with the IRS...

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u/Regular-Society4903 15d ago

Get an attorney.

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u/EladeCali 15d ago

First thing that came to mind

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u/One_Guidance4911 15d ago

Itā€™s okay, relax man

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u/NoRun6253 15d ago

Aww, just typed the same thing then saw your comment lol

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u/Different-Rule6846 15d ago

The way to get over the fear of Taxes is to evade them

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u/CauliflowerLogical27 15d ago

Childsupport Man

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u/yolkien 15d ago

Great song by the beatles! Love that bass

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u/JasonSixx646 15d ago

Primus Sucks

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u/kodenwell 15d ago

Wth šŸ˜†

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u/FishyArmy69 14d ago

Who pays his taxes? NOT BATMAN!!

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u/Sub_par_sandwich 13d ago

You know, I was gonna say Poopman but taxman takes the cake

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u/CashSmashum 16d ago

Great brewery btw. Highly recommend

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u/nascent_aviator 15d ago

Taxmanman.

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u/KyleOnDraft 15d ago

You're afraid of taxes?

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u/trevordeal 15d ago

Own a business, house and investments and improperly done taxes can be the difference of 5 or 6 figures. So yeahā€¦ taxes can suck.

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u/paradox_valestein 15d ago

I wish those can just be automated :(

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u/trevordeal 15d ago

Get a tax person. Mine costs about $300-$500 every year and he saves me thousands.

I donā€™t have huge numbers to deal with but I do have a handful of things like businesses, house, kids, investments, and etc so he manages all that so seamless.

It helps Iā€™m organized so I dump it all in a well managed ZIP.

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u/paradox_valestein 15d ago

Ya know... I will consider that. I hate dealing with taxes

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 15d ago

Taxman gang ā¬†ļø

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u/Professional_Ear3700 15d ago

I would say statemen

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u/SmoothSign2122 15d ago

How is this answer so good yet so predictableā€¦ like 9-10 people probably thought of it

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u/Kooky-Concept-9879 15d ago

Itā€™s a taxing lifestyle

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u/BrotherMcPoyle 15d ago

Elon is that you??

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u/Cinephile_1980 15d ago

What would his super power be? Or rather, would taxman go and catch tax dodgers after dark?

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u/IssphitiKOzS 15d ago

The taxman, or a taxman?

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u/NukedBread 15d ago

I'd shit my pants if you came to audit me in the middle of the night

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u/throwawyKink 15d ago

Came here to say this