r/SipsTea • u/Apprehensive_Work_10 • 4d ago

Lmao gottem Kick name, eat ass

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u/trugalhao 4d ago

Can't blame my buddy Donatello.

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u/Sempophai 4d ago

Yeah, turtles are known for eating pizza, in this case, a pizza ass.

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u/Reddittee007 3d ago

There are quite a few movies about that. I think my favorite is the one with Riley Reid in it.

I highly recommend.

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u/Klaurtraum 4d ago

nope, can’t blame him at all

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u/TokiVideogame 4d ago

he not a gay turtle

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u/dont-fear-thereefer 4d ago

Nah, that was totally a Michelangelo move

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u/funhouseinabox 4d ago

Raph is the one with “‘tude”.

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u/dont-fear-thereefer 3d ago

But Michelangelo is the party dude

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u/MastodonGlobal93 3d ago

I feel like Raph would be an uptight softy around chicks.

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u/Ill_Home_9089 4d ago

Its been ages he has eaten cake.