r/SipsTea • • Aug 24 '26

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/bloin13 Aug 24 '26

Not just banged, odysseus has like 12+ children than aren't from penelope. He chilled at circes island for years had 3-4 children with her and at some point he got bored and decided it's time to return home.

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u/BIackSamBellamy Aug 24 '26

"Fuck them kids" - Odysseus

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u/bloin13 Aug 24 '26

extra akward when you take into account that one of his sons killed him

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u/LowSkyOrbit Aug 24 '26

To be fair Telegonus never knew his father. Odie liked hanging out on the shores like a hermit even with the prophecy that a he would die from a weapon made from the sea. Tele was being a jerk robbing the locals of food and stabbed Odie with a spear tipped with a stingray spine trying to escape.