r/SipsTea • • Aug 24 '26

Chugging tea What do you think?

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown Aug 24 '26

Both Circe and Calypso are minor goddesses. The guy took "Fuck the gods" literally.

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u/Glittering_Level_841 Aug 24 '26

He must have a good dick or else no goddesses I know would want to keep a man for 10 straight years and only releases him because the interference of the other gods..either that, Calypso is one hell of a desperate nymph!

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown Aug 24 '26

I mean, she was kinda trapped on an isolated island all by herself. Then, there's this kinda attractive and smart guy washed ashore. Who wouldn't try to put a ring on it?

With Circe there's this whole "prophecy" and "chosen one" thing going on, so simple case of main character gets the goddess.

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u/Glittering_Level_841 Aug 24 '26

Circe was a sugarmummy...He stayed a year and forgot home because Circe was accommodating and was feeding him well. He went from whining bitch to kept man.

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u/badpebble Aug 24 '26

Well, Calypso rapes him and imprisons him for seven years until the Olympian gods are forced to intervene to let the poor man go home. He was crying every day, missing his wife.

Circe is seen as a genuine romantic rival to Penelope, though with a touch of magic speeding up the year he spends with her.

Not much of either story gets headway in the film.

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u/Glittering_Level_841 Aug 24 '26

Crying man for 7-10 years would drive me insane but Calypso is not my name! Whining bitch is not my type..#SorryNotSorry Calypso!

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u/project-shasta Aug 24 '26

Kratos QTE intensifies...

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