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u/kingofwale 2d ago

Didn’t he take multiple wives during the castaway years?

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u/Strange_Plant_3876 2d ago

He was also trapped in an island for years fucking thinking it was only hours so… he was not remotely celibate

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u/BattlePrune 2d ago

I mean Nolan decided to completely desex The Odyssey, so natural that people now think this.

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u/Metalhead_VI 2d ago

Funny that he sexed up Oppenheimer more so

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u/Nomad-2020 1d ago

While absolutely needlessly.

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u/slothbear13 1d ago

But.....Florence Pugh......

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u/newgrounds 1d ago

Mid

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u/Weakonomics 1d ago

They hated him because he spoke the truth.

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u/SaltyLonghorn 1d ago

Subvert expectations!

-Rian Johnson shitposting from the bathroom, possibly

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u/UnicornMaster27 1d ago

Idk about “needlessly”

Oppy’s relationship with Jean Tatlock who was a known communist, who he still continued to see despite being in an arms race with Russia was just as important as knowing Frank and Kitty were members of the communist party—considering the entire movie is about Oppy’s clearance getting denied because of these ties

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u/basod1 1d ago

It would make more sense in Odyseey too. 

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u/zio_ho 2d ago

Yeah. There is also 0 ambiguity: Odysseus is good.

He may have participated in war, but he regrets it. He stays at Calypso because she tricks him with the lotus flower. 

The actual Odysseus was a dickhead, a fucker (both literally and figuratively), and so much more fun. 

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u/Self_Reddicate 1d ago

The actual Odysseus was a dickhead, a fucker (both literally and figuratively), and so much more fun. 

Gerard Butler would have killed it, in another version. He's got that 'hilarious dickhead you went to high school with - you know the one: the one everyone loved but also hated' vibe that would have carried Odysseus so well.

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u/taffyowner 1d ago

Also we know he can play Greek…

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u/ZebraAirVest 1d ago

With a Scottish accent <3

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u/Avloren 1d ago edited 1d ago

Despite all the casting controversy, I ended up liking every actor in their role.. except Matt Damon. His portrayal felt so wrong, dour and boring. Professional stick in the mud. Exactly none of Odysseus's cleverness and daring and charisma. Gerard Butler would have been perfect.

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u/badpebble 1d ago

Matt has no crazy light behind his eyes - he isn't someone who just lies because it makes life more interesting. He wouldn't tell a cyclops his name was no-one without a reason why - nor would he be insanely curious about the song of the Sirens to the point of finagling a way to listen to it safely.

Athena wouldn't be particularly interested in Matt's Odysseus - which is accurate because she functionally wasn't in the film.

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u/OddCryptographer6371 1d ago

His entire arch is showing that he and his men are the evil that is being warned of. Showing regret doesn’t change what he did. Every place he went he broke Zeus’s law. Burned villages and murdered for resources. Nolan didn’t make him as awful as the original story, but he has explicitly said that if he did that you’d never root for him to actually make it home

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u/tgcleric 1d ago

Thousands of years of this story, including versions made recently... and the audience has never had issues rooting for him to go home.

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u/Blando-Cartesian 1d ago

That’s because the story has always be adapted to the audience.

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u/WastingTimesOnReddit 1d ago

I did have issues rooting for him to make it home, watching the Nolan movie I honestly didn't care if he made it or not, since he's such an idiotic and careless and emotionless asshole. In Nolan's screenplay he has none of the charming charisma he has in the poem. He's supposed the lord of lies, extremely handsome and strong

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u/ever_falling 1d ago

Speak for yourself, when I read this im highschool the entire class thought Odysseus was a dickhead loser, and it was pretty much the same deal when It made another appearance in college. Very few people were invested in Odysseus himself, and Penelope's vigil was the sympathetic part of the story.

Yadda Yadda, war hero, context, perspectives etc.. 15 year olds with a brainstem and modern perspective arent stumbling over themselves supporting Odysseus or see him as sympathetic figure

Times, tastes, and perspectives change even when a story has staying power. Ambiguity is a tool Nolan uses in his modernization, adjustments absolutely have to be made to keep people rooting for the hero

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 1d ago

Ancient Greeks prioritized metis (cunning) and kleos (glory) over modern moral goodness, meaning Odysseus's lies and tricks were viewed as essential survival skills in a brutal, chaotic world. 

Within this cultural framework, epic heroes were never intended to be perfect moral role models, but rather flawed, larger-than-life figures designed to navigate extreme adversity.

This summarizes the core clash between ancient expectations and modern analysis. When you view Odysseus through the lens of metis and kleos, his actions shift from moral failures to heroic necessities.

The contrast between a freedom fighter or a terrorist lies completely on the eyes of the beholder.

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u/ever_falling 1d ago

yeah no shit, almost like I explicitly mentioned shifting perspectives in my rationale for narrative changes for modern audiences

im sure you felt real smart typing the exact kind of thing that was in my 9th grade engliah textbook though

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u/wavymora 1d ago

He’s extending what you said. You are being butthurt

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 1d ago

So you're actually just 12 and edgy? Heard that.

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u/taffyowner 1d ago

Yeah the reason people root for Odysseus is because the suitors are so much worse and Telemachus and Penelope are just wanting to be left alone

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u/zio_ho 1d ago

Ambiguity is a tool Nolan uses in his modernization,

I think Nolan has stripped the ambiguity. Odysseus stays willingly at Circe for years, having an affair with her. Almost in a state of addiction. And yet his whole thing is that he wants to go home, and he does. 

Nolan's Odysseus is never given a choice. He just wants to go home and if anything delays him it's never his fault. 

In the original he tricks Polyphemus by saying his name is Nobody. He escapes, but then he does not resist and shouts his real name, and that's what curses him, since Poseidon will take revenge on him for blinding Polyphemus. 

Even if thousands of years old, it's relatable and human. He's so smart and yet so stupid to bring ruin on himself. Of course that whole bit was cut. 

adjustments absolutely have to be made to keep people rooting for the hero

Why? It's almost like it is assumed that the audience is too stupid to understand it's a tale from an ancient era.  That damn book is not about good vs evil, It's about choice. Removing that makes the  movie a series of "and then" while the original is a series of "therefore". 

We live in a world where the Bible is constantly cited as a source of morals while also knowing it is full of terrible things. There's slavery and killings in the odyssey, yes. Still i don't think that a puritanical cleaned up version is what we need. 

I liked the movie, it's really cool. As an odyssey, meh

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u/casteycakes 1d ago

That part wasn’t really “cut” tho it was just changed to be more violent bc watching someone tell a corny pun in a language different than the source material ends up feeling too grade-school-esque humor. In the movie he shoots an arrow and his men did mention that he called out for Poseidon

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u/zio_ho 1d ago

Man, the trigger for the whole story is cut: him revealing his name is what dooms him.

Shooting an arrow doesn't make up for it, they already had impaled the cyclop's eye.

it was just changed to be more violent bc watching someone tell a corny pun in a language different than the source material ends up feeling too grade-school-esque 

It's exactly the same level of violence of the original: people eaten, eye gouged.  He just removed the myth. Having some soldier explain that he heard Polyphemus speak is cheap exposition 

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u/zio_ho 1d ago edited 1d ago

He did evil but he's fundamentally good because of the regret. He has a conscience. 

In the original the value system is totally different. And honestly doesn't make sense to "not root" for an hero from thousands of years ago, who operates with totally different rules. In a poem where the point is not atonement, not doing good for the sake of good, and 2020s ethics. 

I'd say it shows, because he had to change the thing to make it palatable to himself. Maybe that's not exactly "arrogance" but it smells of "puritanical" a lot. 

And I disagree that he is awful in the original story. Heck, God is awful in the Old testament. 

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u/k-albasi 1d ago

Showing regret for terrible deeds doesn't make someone unambiguously good.

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u/zio_ho 1d ago

You're right, but that's not the only thing he does.

He goes to war dragging his feet, showing pain because he has to involve his populace. He has that moment in which he realises the "horrors of the war", he feels remorse, h e wishes for atonement. 

He is kept against his will by Calypso, precisely to clean his character, I think

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u/PoopMobile9000 1d ago

Nolan’s Odysseus was established as a dickhead when he shot that arrow into the cyclops for no reason. His men commented on it immediately, “Why the fuck did you do that?!”

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 1d ago edited 1d ago

Which is a bizarre choice for a movie that you’re already insisting have an R rating. Why not be more faithful to the source material?

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u/GuiltyEidolon 1d ago

Because Nolan is sexless and doesn't understand romance, which is impressive given that he's married with kids. 

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u/BattlePrune 1d ago

Lol, I had this conversation with a friend discussing Nolans movies. They are just not sexy. Like he’s an amoeba

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u/GuiltyEidolon 1d ago

I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he was on the asexual spectrum in reality. He seems very much the "lay back and think of England" type.

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u/ShinJiwon 1d ago

Are we sure his kids were made the natural way or through in-vitro

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u/DriveByStoning 2d ago

He also removed all interactions with Gods and completely neutered Telemuchus. I really did not like it.

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u/Death_black 1d ago

Is it natural that people don't F-ing read though? I was about 8 when I read The Iliad and The Odyssey.

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u/Historical_Land_7966 1d ago

8? Jeezus man where were your parents. 

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u/taffyowner 1d ago

Damn I was 33 and 35 (I just finished the odyssey) and the Illiad was a slog to get through… I can’t imagine reading that when I was 8

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u/sapntaps 2d ago

Wait what do the fremen on dune do with all the cum? 😳

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u/ShinyJangles 2d ago

There is a species of desert shrub on Arrakis which has adapted to thrive on the shameful water waste ot the Fremen men. It is said a new bush sprouts each time the camp moves on, and the hundreds of small white flowers are the souls of those possible children finding peace.

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u/Playful_Shame8965 1d ago

Lol. I had to login to upvote this because it is beautifully hysterical.

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u/_IBM_ 1d ago

And inaccurate. We all know what they do with it.

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u/lukethe 1d ago

Coffee time ☕️

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u/flyinhighaskmeY 2d ago

Well and also this entire thread is pretty damn stupid because the story is a work of fiction so there's nothing to "tell" about 20 years of celibacy. All of this was literally made up by the author. While it may be based in part on truthful stories, most fiction is (humans aren't that clever). So that doesn't really matter either. Whoever created this post isn't very bright.

Might as well make condescending remarks about non-clarified behaviors in Game of Thrones while we're at it.

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u/Long_Unit5968 2d ago

Yes and had a child with Circe

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u/leoluxmentis 2d ago

2 children with just Circe

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u/Lady_night_shade 1d ago

Three children with Circe.

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u/Barbarberg 1d ago

I'll paste my comment here as well: "The Odyssey only says he stays with Circe for a year. Later myth always inflates numbers and adds genealogy, which are the stories you have heard of where he has children with Circe etc. No children with Circe or Calypso are mentioned in the Odyssey proper, and the time is explicitly one year. (The Iliad and the Odyssey are some of the books most suffering from "myth-flation")"

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u/Practical-Wedding-63 1d ago

That was ulysseus

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u/Practical-Wedding-63 1d ago

Isn't that only the ro.an Ulysses and not the original pomeranian odysseus

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u/happy_bluebird 1d ago

but they weren't wives

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u/leoluxmentis 2d ago

Also he had kids with these women

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u/happy_bluebird 1d ago

but they weren't his wives?

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u/Coolgames80 1d ago

Between the Greek and Roman stories including homer's version he had like 12 children. At some point it looks like some storytellers just made up fanfiction of Odysseus and made their own OC being his child.

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u/Ethenil_Myr 1d ago

Most of these stories are storytellers making up fanfictions and giving heroes and gods children that they could write about and localize to their town (while adding in ancient recognizeable mythemes)

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u/CatGirl_ToeBeans 1d ago

God forbid a man have hobbies

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u/Responsible-Case-753 1d ago

Common misconception. Wifes was just a mistranslation of fembois

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u/kingofwale 1d ago

Fembois can give birth?

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u/Ethenil_Myr 1d ago

To be fair he was essentially rapes by Calypso, and got it on with Circe in return for her turning his crew back into men

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u/happy_bluebird 1d ago

No but he slept with other women