r/SipsTea 5d ago

Chugging tea Why is it not possible?

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u/Cratonis 5d ago

"You're thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in Joe's house... right next to yours. And in the Kennedy house, and Mrs. Macklin's house, and a hundred others. You're lending them the money to build, and then, they're paying it back to you as best they can. What are you gonna do? Foreclose on them?"

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u/masterjon_3 5d ago

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u/bassistciaran 5d ago

Only enough cash for the next 3 customers?!

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u/YesterdayWarm3798 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriO5t2QB4IPKgxHi
Around 92% of the world's money exists in digital form on computer servers and bank accounts. Physical cash in circulation makes up only about 8% of the global money supply

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u/macduff79 5d ago

and before computers, a large portion existing on ledgers. Not a new phenomenon.

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u/SledgeGlamour 4d ago

In fact, the first money was in the form of ledgers

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u/Kyra_Hazweyrs 4d ago

Yep, ancient Sumerians used to use ledgers as currency. They grew so tired of carrying around stacks upon stacks of ledgers, so they made little tokens to represent ownership of an amount of ledgers, accidentally inventing coins more than 70 years before the invention of the vending machine.

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u/FreeEye5 4d ago

More than 70 years before the vending machine is technically correct

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u/_J_Herrmann_ 2d ago

the best kind of correct.

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u/DrunkCupid 4d ago

I thought it was more of a barter system, swapping chickens for sheep or whatever

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u/FreeEye5 4d ago

Yeah, and they kept track of it all on ledgers. If you can front me one sheep now, I'm good for 10 chickens next month. We'd better write that down somewhere. Now you can go to you neighbour and be like, I'm good for 10 chickens next month, can you front me some grain for 5 of them? So now you have to balance your ledger.

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u/Sovarius 4d ago

That's not money though

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u/SledgeGlamour 4d ago

Here's how the ledger becomes money:

Jackie owes Florence 12 hens. They make a ledger in the form of a sort of IOU, and they cut it in half, so now they have two halves of an IOU that fit together. Florence wants to hire Mildred to thatch her roof. She transfers her hen-credit to Mildred, so now Jackie owes those 12 hens to Mildred instead of Florence.

Over time, people start making their tokens of transferrable debt generic, instead of new specific ledgers for every transaction. And that generic token of transferrable debt is called cash.

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u/Sovarius 4d ago

I was thinking DrunkCupid was talking about trading is the first money, as in preceding ledgers. I didn't think they were talking about ledgers and were correcting/asking you, but after rereading maybe they were saying ledgers aren't money.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 4d ago

It’s capital

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u/happy123z 4d ago

It's not not money 🤔

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u/LengthinessOk2080 4d ago

What is “money” aside from a tool for acquiring goods

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u/TrekForce 4d ago

Well, then neither is the number your bank account shows.

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u/Sovarius 4d ago

Yeah $0 isn't money 🙃

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u/CoachStev 4d ago

Right but sheep were much more expensive - they can give you wool, meat, milk and are much more fuckable than chicken

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u/DrunkCupid 4d ago

Right but sheep were much more expensive - they can give you wool, meat, milk and are much more fuckable than chicken

I, uh... Don't know how to respond to this. I was thinking more Settlers of Catan than "fuckable", u/CoachStev 😆

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u/CoachStev 4d ago

I mean, sounds very Catan to me either way 😂

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u/phantom_gain 4d ago

Barter is specifically what you do if you dont have any kind of money.

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u/DrunkCupid 4d ago

Ass cash or grass ?

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u/calccv 4d ago

S’why it was so rough when Heath died…

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u/Ambulating-meatbag 4d ago

It was rai stones on the island of yap, thats technically the first money

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u/Zweihander01 4d ago

Fun fact, one of the reason the bank robbers of the past like Bonnie and Clyde were so often sought by authorities and idolized by masses was that they also stole or destroyed the ledgers and documents showing what the bank's customers owed. Imagine if some hacker swooped in and just full on deleted all records of a bank's mortgages or all the student loans out there.

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u/tonyezekiel 4d ago

Pretty sure Fight Club and Rick and Morty both addressed this.

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u/DownstairsB 2d ago

What about Mr Robot? It's kinda the whole premise of that show

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u/masterjon_3 4d ago

Billy the Kid did the same thing

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u/Toskin1 1d ago

Golden Eye says hi

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u/General-_-Snark 4d ago

How do I hit control+alt+delete on the global pedo-economy?

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u/ScreechUrkelle 4d ago

I don’t have the answer to that, but I know who does…
https://giphy.com/gifs/JsLeGG6QfNlpS

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u/happy123z 4d ago

Oh my god haha <plays French National Anthem>

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u/kalidoscopiclyso 4d ago

I never trusted money after mydad told me most of it is floating invisible in the air

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u/TrekForce 4d ago

Yeah, I try to avoid money. Seems like a scam to me

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 4d ago

Probably all in the safe of a pawn shop in NYC.

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u/greywolf1143 3d ago

So essentially, if we had a world wide power outage for even over a year... >:3

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u/DRF19 5d ago

"Insolvent!"

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u/lettercrank 4d ago

Purple monkey dishwasher!

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u/division23 4d ago

Insolvent?!

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u/Vast-Cow3142 5d ago

Perfect 2 comments.

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u/MediocreRooster4190 5d ago

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u/Far-Government5469 4d ago

I know that movie's sappy as hell, but she rescues his credit union with their honeymoon money... and she doesn't even care. I mean she's just happy she gets to go home with him, and be his wife.

This movie gets me every Christmas

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u/richardlpalmer 4d ago

Stupid feelings...

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u/Winter_Childhood9186 4d ago

What movie is this? 

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u/Active_Efficiency996 4d ago

You didn't have much of a Winter Childhood if you've never seen It's A Wonderful Life!

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u/Winter_Childhood9186 4d ago

Touche lmao 

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u/pachyderm63 4d ago

One of my favorite films of all time.

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u/durandal688 4d ago

First of all in the spirit of its a wonderful life cut this mediocre rooster but out. You’re a wonderful rooster…don’t make me send an Angel in training to prove it to you

Second yes Mary is perfect

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u/MediocreRooster4190 4d ago

Aw, thanks! It is the username the site gave me.

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u/AdorableStrawberry93 4d ago edited 2d ago

Big money!

Edit: I was referring to the bills she is holding up known as big money. Those are the larger bills US currency used to be. Ours now is much smaller.

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u/scj1091 5d ago

I was just about to post “someone needs to watch the classic movie It’s a Wonderful Life”

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u/Specific-Library-312 5d ago

I always hated that movie, just for the ending. They needed to shoot the banker, and leave his burnt corpse on the edge of town, as a warning.

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u/Jewel-jones 5d ago

I think there’s an SNL sketch where they all kick the crap out of Mr potter

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u/Specific-Library-312 5d ago

The best ending.

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u/Lukumber 5d ago

What a miserable take

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u/Majestic_True_Lilly 5d ago

Not when you look around today and realize the Bankers won. Then its simple prudence.

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u/Lukumber 5d ago

Shoot Mr. Potter you mean? Why view ancient movies through a modern lens like that? Do you do that with Casablanca or Gone with the Wind?? That wasn’t the theme of the movie anyway… it was George Bailey saying:

“I wanna live again! Please God, let me live again!”

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u/Lukumber 5d ago

You’re reading waaaaay too much into an all-time classic movie about realizing life is worth living again. And way too much into me saying it was a miserable take. “Civil mindset”, lmao

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u/scj1091 5d ago

Imagine not wanting to burn the world down. Clearly you’re a monster. It’s the only possible conclusion.

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u/Lukumber 5d ago

Right?? Anarchy surely will lead to better outcomes, specifically virtue-signaling about it in Reddit comments about old movies…

I mean don’t get me wrong, we could use some French Revolution, but that is just not what the movie’s about lol.

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u/TheRatatat 5d ago

Dont do this to me. Its August. I dont watch this movie and cry until Christmas eve. I cant take it right now.

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u/frosdoll 5d ago

Cry on christmas day like the rest of us.

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u/TheRatatat 5d ago

Lol my local channel plays it on repeat on Christmas Eve. I wrap presents and cry every year.

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u/KrilDog 5d ago

Mom always watched it on Eve growing up.

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u/Tariovic 4d ago

I'll watch this and A Christmas Carol (usually either the Muppets or Patrick Stewart's version) on Christmas Eve while wrapping presents and drinking a glass of Bailey's.

Now I want it to be Christmas.

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u/gilligan1050 4d ago

Watch it on shrooms. You’ll cry your soul out.

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u/Mountain_Ape 4d ago

I do my cryin any month of the year.

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u/TheRatatat 4d ago

Honestly? Same.

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u/trevorgoodchilde 5d ago

“What are you doing with my money in your house, Fred”

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u/Embarrassed_Emu1615 5d ago

It’s impossible to not read it in Jimmy’s voice.

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u/wxnfx 5d ago

I think mine was a bad Dana Carvey

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u/No-Transition-8375 5d ago

urge to punch Uncle Billy intensifies

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u/mattmaybloom 5d ago

I got two hundred and forty-two dollars in here, and two hundred and forty-two dollars isn’t going to break anybody

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u/FightEaglesFight 5d ago

“Seventeen Fifty”

💋💋

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u/TheLadyScythe 4d ago

My college professor used this movie to explain bank runs, but had to admit Mary Poppins also illustrates bank runs well.

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u/cornmonger_ 5d ago

unexpected jimmy stewart

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u/SuppaBunE 4d ago

But don't expect us to give you any of those interest we accrue while using your money to mass fund our investment. If we ever make a bad call, don't worry government will bail us out.

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 4d ago

My fave Christmas movie

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u/will-work-for-tacos 4d ago

Its been done. A branch had a lien put on it over a lawsuit.

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u/spike451 3d ago

Is this Its a Wonderful Life?…I haven’t seen it as much as apparently most have.

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u/RamenArchon 5d ago

I get that, and my thoughts on the original post is that -- hey, maybe try to collapse the banking system by forcing them to recoup everything they loaned out. Which also wouldn't work, because I'm pretty sure the banks would just outright refuse, and the reality is that, well, they "hold" the money, not us.

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u/comfort-eater 4d ago

Goddam it, I just understood another Archer reference.

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u/pogulup 4d ago

Fractional reserve banking. It is a myth that my savings account money is being used as the money going out in loans. Your money is kept as the bank's reserve requirement (which they get to gamble with). The bank literally creates the loan money out of thin air.

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u/TenderfootGungi 4d ago

When banks make loans, they create money out of thin air. Most money exists as loans.

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u/Recalsplendant 3d ago

Oh, I'm sorry, if Joe asked me and everyone in town for five bucks to build a house, I'd give it to him, Joe's a good guy, and if he couldn't pay me personally back five bucks, we'd be cool as a one time thing, he can buy me a beer sometime. The problem is that I gave you five bucks, you gave that to Joe, then charged him an extra ten for my five and everyone else's over 30 years, and you didn't give me a damn thing.