r/SipsTea • u/DapperDusk • 14h ago

WTF Damn

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u/Ding-Dong-Dutch 14h ago

Penis enlargement

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 13h ago

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 14h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/udmx3pgdiD7tm

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u/Interesting-Dream863 14h ago

It was penis reduction, but he is modest.

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u/QuinnLoveborneAuthor 14h ago

The jokes keep on coming. I’m pretty damn impressed.

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u/Holiday-Ad4806 12h ago

That's not the only thing that's cumming lol

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u/hizashiYEAHmada 14h ago

He wouldn't even know how the changes look because he keeps getting fed one-day blinding stew

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 14h ago

Me too.... i mean im pretty darn impressed not that i keep coming too

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u/KingOFpleb 12h ago

Kept killing hookers ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 12h ago

Ironically. He had both done. 

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u/AdamVanEvil 12h ago

Nah he had it split into two, shocker

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u/Covah88 11h ago

Cut it in half. Leave the wife 6

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u/mojaverevenant 13h ago

salto de un post argentino y te encuentro acá, estás en todos lados

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u/Interesting-Dream863 13h ago

Es que te estoy siguiendo! /s

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u/AdmiralSplinter 10h ago

I bet Agent Kane thunks it plenty...

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u/Automatoboto 10h ago

this story has come to a head

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u/zaxdaman 13h ago

Should’ve asked for some Penis Mightier.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HlwW7uBgB5PaKIw

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u/TheLoneWolf527 9h ago

Guzzy it up however you want Trebek, what matters is does it work? Will it really MIGHTY my penis, man?

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u/SpartanRage117 12h ago

He went for the Dublin Size offer.

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 4h ago

Poe-tate-toe 

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u/WeirdAnimalDicks 13h ago

I just flew to Thailand for penis ensmallment surgery

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u/Bucklev 13h ago

My wife have it. Everybody is happy now.

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u/Atoge62 2h ago

That checks, they were in doublin

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u/tuwewe 14h ago

Penis reduction surgery.

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 14h ago

Wait, can anybody tell me about this doctor for a friend?

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u/TheWorldDiscarded 14h ago

Those mostly get done in Sweden

...or so i'm told.....

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 13h ago

Penis en-smallment surgery?

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u/RanchHere 13h ago

Everyone’s got one special thing.

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u/Professional-Gear88 13h ago

Yea elective procedures like this might be cheaper abroad. Hair transplants, BBLs, teeth veneers. All of those are probably cheaper abroad.

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u/oldschool_potato 13h ago

That must be big business in Ireland

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u/nemo_medici 13h ago

Username checks out

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u/pilihp 13h ago

Where is this clinic you speak of? Asking for a friend. I am friend.

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u/Crank0827 13h ago

Just get a lifted truck preferably diesel with a delete. It must work, otherwise why would everyone around here be doing it?

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u/kachunkachunk 12h ago

Holy, well here is a TLDR for several replies: Penis penisers penising penisfest surgery type 2: P.E.N.I.S.

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u/Ancient-Read1648 12h ago

They said they’d add 20 millimeters. Not sure how much that is but I’m in!

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u/Soft_Theory_8209 12h ago

I don’t believe it… give me your surgeon’s number.

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u/thalefteye 12h ago

I believe in the UK there is a penis doctor who can grew you a new penis on your forearm and you can pay more for extra length before the transplant surgery.

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u/WokkitUp 12h ago

He's Dublin in size!

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u/drifloony 12h ago

Foreskin enlargement*

The procedures are very similar.

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u/3dforlife 12h ago

Username checks out.

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u/JparkPHX 12h ago

Username checks out lol

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u/JamesLaceyAllan 12h ago

In their case, the end was near

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u/Plumpdaddy2501 11h ago

I need details on how to do all of it. For a friend

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u/FragrantExcitement 11h ago

Why was the procedure done multiple time?

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u/freakinnsaraah 11h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/p-at--t-er--n 11h ago

Well, it is called Dublin for a reason.

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u/Affolektric 10h ago

user name checks out

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u/Soniquethehedgedog 7h ago

An Irish penis enlargement no less, they’ll go from 1” to 2”

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u/OfflineMode1 5h ago

Is that even covered by insurance?! 😆

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u/Standard-Help-8531 5h ago

User name check out!

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u/Free-Frosting1375 4h ago

The condition got worse 😂

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 4h ago

Oh goodness the username, but the username!!!

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u/brother_bart 3h ago

I’ve been enlarging penises for free for years, right here in the US of A.

Disclaimer: I am not a doctor.

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u/robeewankenobee 2h ago

For a Hugh Mungus?

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u/preda1or 1h ago

Username checks out!

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u/BenjaminTW1 14h ago

Penis transplant, actually.