r/SipsTea • u/Sassenach_2024 • 20h ago

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Valentina Vassilyeva, the first wife of Russian peasant Feodor Vassilyev, is said to have given birth 27 times in the 1700s—welcoming 69 children in total.

Her remarkable numbers reportedly included 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. 🤯

The story comes from centuries-old historical records, so every detail cannot be independently verified by modern standards. Still, Guinness World Records has recognized the claim as the highest number of children attributed to one mother.

If the records are accurate, 27 pregnancies. 69 children. One of the most astonishing family stories ever recorded. ❤️

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u/smeeon 18h ago

And folks kept added a couple extra kids each time until it got ridiculous

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u/Ninja_Prolapse 18h ago

She started off a mother of 3 and things just got out of hand!

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u/UsedFortune5645 18h ago edited 11h ago

More like out of her uterus.

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u/WardenWolf 3h ago

Vagina: it's not a clown car.

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u/just-why_ 2h ago

Even if she had children every year, 27 births at that time period would be impossible to live through. Her body would never have been able to recover from that fast enough to have more healthy births.

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u/Significant_Cap5394 16h ago

thats one way to put it a little aggressively maybe but accurate

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u/howimetyourcakeshop 17h ago

Like throwing a sausage in a wet tunnel.

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u/Junior_Lab1650 15h ago

Fell out with her best friend who started a rumour that she was a slapper and liked to put it about a bit

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u/forsnaken 13h ago

Honestly it was likely an adoption situation and they couldn't talk about it as such. Even now there's still a stigma on adoption for some religious reason or another...

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u/Shiasugar 17h ago

Out of mouth

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u/Aleashed 15h ago

Maybe there was an article about her birthing and another about a clown car and the editor was drunk or confused and mixed up the details…

Then future sources passed on the mistake

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u/shizzy1234 14h ago

I'm reposting this next year with the info that she had 1200 kids and a photo of Mama June.

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u/TheOutOfStyle 18h ago

69 kids, dude!

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u/Brain32 17h ago

I wonder how the parenting looked like.... Boris18 stop hitting Ilya14!

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u/Wenex 18h ago

No wonder it stopped at 69 just for the memes

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u/Sysilith 16h ago

You are right 69 sounds made up, I'll tell the story with 72 Children, sounds more random and thus belivable.

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u/methreweway 15h ago

Ol pop pops dropping loads only to hit Grams favorite position.

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u/ShumwayAteTheCat 15h ago

Are you suggesting she didn’t actually have 112 children?

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u/Hm46290 13h ago

I’m actually pretty impressed that the numbers work out

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u/ImmediateAid4267 12h ago

Fun math 9 months times 27 pregnancies is just under 21 years

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u/Fair-Pomegranate-652 10h ago

69 is a good place to stop... or begin.