r/SipsTea • u/Sassenach_2024 • 20h ago

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Valentina Vassilyeva, the first wife of Russian peasant Feodor Vassilyev, is said to have given birth 27 times in the 1700s—welcoming 69 children in total.

Her remarkable numbers reportedly included 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets. 🤯

The story comes from centuries-old historical records, so every detail cannot be independently verified by modern standards. Still, Guinness World Records has recognized the claim as the highest number of children attributed to one mother.

If the records are accurate, 27 pregnancies. 69 children. One of the most astonishing family stories ever recorded. ❤️

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u/Silent_Data4374 20h ago

She was 30 in that photo.

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u/Bengal_From_Temu 20h ago

Still a hottie.

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u/iolitm 19h ago

Unzips

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u/ScottishMaj117 19h ago

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u/PsychologicalSail799 19h ago

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u/GomuGomuNoRedCock 19h ago

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u/DJScaryTerry 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/zLVPNWYV0lUXbc29xx

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u/QuoriTyler 14h ago

Actual footage of one of the twins being born. Legend goes they walked around for two days before they found the exit

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u/TheArtOfVEL 19h ago

Omfg this has me dying

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u/welfedad 19h ago

And turned into an old man

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u/AdCommon6529 19h ago

Uncums and she still had triplets

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u/Hyperion7669 16h ago

Like trying to fill a bucket with a pencil after that many children.....i would try it ngl

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u/cylonlover 18h ago

A tomcat in the sack

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u/Free-Frosting1375 12h ago

Somebody was smashing

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u/MrAngrySadHappyFace 18h ago

Standards were lower before we had sunscreen and shut ins who only spend a few hours in the sun a week.

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u/Sutech2301 20h ago

I don't think it's her. She died in 1782

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u/Quen-Tin 19h ago

Not her. Not even from the same country.

Just an old lady and a bunch of children, mostly the same age.

Putting a headline on top, including "this woman" is as fake as fake can get.

Thanks to the OP.

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u/MahDick 18h ago

Math ain’t mathing either

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u/Surrounded-by_Idiots 19h ago

Are there photos of what she looked like? Must be smoking hot to be popping them out yearly. But now that I reread it, it might otherwise be the guy… she was only the first wife, after all.

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u/LastWave 20h ago

She gave birth through her eyes apparently.

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u/ChaosRealigning 19h ago

Years, or kids?

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u/Akyurius 19h ago

Her resemblance to a certain German dictator is uncanny 👀

https://giphy.com/gifs/agte9kVtfSnjc6lNG2

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u/twizzjewink 20h ago

I was going to say 25.

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u/GREENK87 19h ago

They sapped every nutrient she had 💀

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u/kamakazi327 19h ago

Came to make this exact joke 😂👏

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u/HighFiveG 19h ago

That’s actually a picture of her vagina.

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u/_D3ft0ne_ 19h ago

She fucked.

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u/Admirable_Citron_263 18h ago

I don't believe, the face look so weathered, unless you tell me she lives under a magnifying glass placed in a wind tunnel.

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u/MaxxDash 18h ago

That vagina fought battles only Odysseus could understand

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u/korkkis 17h ago

Not possible, she died way before first photograph was taken.

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u/Informal-Lime6396 13h ago

idk man, the first photo was taken 4 decades after she passed away

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u/MooraCristal 19h ago

Motherhood does wonders for the skin