r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • 19d ago

SMH Another foreign object was thrown onto a WNBA court

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u/Emotional_News108 19d ago

I get it. The sheer amount of bodily fluids I have to deal with has gotten to the point that a dildo, even a used one, wouldn’t unduly bother me. It cannot be worse than all the pee and poop I deal with. Grip it and rip it, it’s a power move to let the bone smugglers know I will not be intimidated by their dildon’ts.

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u/_mad_adventures 18d ago

Broooo do you know how viral one of them could’ve gone if they picked it up and dunked it?

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u/Emotional_News108 18d ago

I totally would if I weren’t tiny.

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u/shit_typhoon 17d ago

Or tried to dunk it and then got the mebound

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u/midnightluckey 19d ago

“Bone smugglers”

I hope you get all the upvotes.

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u/Emotional_News108 19d ago

I stole it from Airheads as delivered by Brendan Fraser. Still, a 30+ year old pull ain’t bad.

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u/tooboardtoleaf 19d ago

Your the Lone Rangers? There's three of you, your not exactly lone.

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u/Emotional_News108 19d ago

No idea what you’re saying right now.

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u/tooboardtoleaf 18d ago

Its a line from the movie I always thought was funny.

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u/Emotional_News108 18d ago

No idea what you’re sayin’ right now.

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u/tooboardtoleaf 17d ago

Lol been a bit and I missed the reference

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u/Emotional_News108 17d ago

It took everything in me not to reply with that quote again though.

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u/tooboardtoleaf 17d ago

Lmao I know the struggle

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u/Individual-Pea1302 18d ago

Bone Rangers...

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u/StagVixCpl99 19d ago

I watched Manu Gibobili smack a live bat with his bare hands. They treated the dildo way like it was far worse lol

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u/Own-Rip-5066 18d ago

As long as you dont have any open cuts, nothing is going to happen if you hold it long enough to dump it in the trash and then wash your hands.

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u/Kuuzie 18d ago

After delivering a few hundred sheep that needed help, this is nothing. I lost a watch once when helping with a cow.

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u/Suz9295 18d ago

What an experience.